came up here for a reason. I came here to talk to you about an investment. In fact, I came up to solicit $25,000 from you. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Look, a unique investment opportunity came my way and I'm thinking of people that I'm gonna bless with this chance cos this is so good it should be illegal. - And it probably is. - It's not. It's inside but it's not illegal. The upside is phenomenal, the downside is zip. I'm thinking about who I could involve in this and your name came up. Why? Because you are family. If a guy can't help his family, what good is he? I came up here to offer you a chance to make some big money. It's funny you didn't mention this before. - You didn't want to talk about money. - Baloney! (Roman) I was picking my moment. (Chet) You were picking your nose. There's no mystery here, Chet. - I know how you really feel about me. - Do you? Yep. I knew if I gave you something, you'd figure there'd be strings. - Is that a fact? - Yeah, that's a fact. At our wedding... you were in the john, with Kate and Connie's dad, you were talking. Do you happen to remember the substance of that conversation? - No, I don't. - Well, I do. It's one I'll never forget because I heard you say, and I quote, "That Roman Craig is a crooked son of a bitch." The next time you stab somebody in the back, check under the stalls for feet. You may think I'm made out of armor but I'm just like any other human being and when I get cut it hurts and that cut me. And I hurt. Roman, I'm... I'm sorry, I... I had a lot to drink that night and, er... I really don't remember saying that but if you said I did... then... I must have. I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say. I don't hold grudges and I don't have any hard feelings. To show you I can forgive and forget, I'd still like to offer you a piece of that investment. Sweetie. I don't know what to say, Roman, I... I feel like a real idiot. - What is this thing? - 25,000. What's your cash position? It isn't 25,000, that's an awful lot of money. Can you get it? No! I, er... I think I can make an arrangement or two at the bank on Monday. Look, whatever you want to do. You can write a cheque now and I'll make up the difference. If that's OK? Is your chequebook in the purse? - Yeah. - (Chet) Great. Then that's fine. - Bye. - Goodbye. I think it's a real testament to the strength of the family that we can disagree so vehemently and get on each other's nerves so badly over the past week and still part on good terms. Absolutely. After all the disagreements you two had, you still thought to include him in that investment. It was a wonderful moment of trust on his part that he wrote you that cheque. That's a lot of money for him. From what I gather, it's half a year's salary. It may well be Ben and Buck's college money. You have a knack with money and I think it's great you're sharing it with him and that he accepted your offer, that he trusts you with his financial wellbeing. Oh, I hope this investment really works out for them. (Tires screech) - I got to go back. - Did you forget something? - You're scaring me, are you all right? - I will be once I settle this. (Kate) Roman, what are you doing? - Katie, sit down. - What? You'll need to sit down to hear what I have to say. - Gee, it's wet. - Hurry up. Let's go. Chet, I'm gonna level with you. I'm a phony, a fraud, a fake. From my imitation Bally slip-ons to our replicated Rolexes. We're broke. We're bankrupt. We're busted. We're busted? We were living well, right? Well beyond our means. I haven't been trading in over two years. This deal looked good, I got overextended, couldn't meet my calls. I lost my seat on the exchange. I go to work every morning. Now I wear a blue runner's jacket and fetch coffee. I lost everything. Did you think that I wouldn't understand? Baby, I knew you'd ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Жидкое небо на английском - текст Вовка в Тридевятом царстве на английском - текст Доктор Живаго на английском - текст Чернокнижник: Армагеддон на английском - текст Он умер с фалафелем в руке на английском |