it, I will.
I'm just wondering who's gonna do it.
I'll do it. I'd like to get some sleep.
Afraid of a little bat.
- So?
- It buzzed me.
We need a plan. It's bigger than
I thought. It's about a two-pounder.
- Two-pounder?
- Yeah, big wings.
- It's got the teeth. Frightening.
- Wow.
I think we have to do something.
What we need, Roman - big plan.
That's what we need.
We'll have this baby
squealing Mayday by midnight.
Let's split up.
- You see him?
- He's hiding.
Turn out the lights. He's nocturnal.
He'll think it's daytime like this.
Good point.
- Have you got him?
- Come on, you sonar-guided rodent.
- Connie, bats carry rabies, don't they?
- Yeah, among other things.
I'm gonna call him now.
OK, just be still.
(Kissing sounds)
- Are you kissing him or calling him?
- I'm calling him!
- That's the sound they make.
- OK, OK.
(Both shouting)
(All shouting at once)
- Dad!
- Oh, no...
(Roman) I got him!
Keep back.
- Get the light on him.
- Keep your eye on the bat.
Whoa!
Look at that thing move!
(Screams)
Christ Almighty!
Ooh, I hit my head.
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
He's in the rafters. Where are you?
I'm here!
- He's on my face!
- Hold still!
- (Chet groaning)
- Honey...
We got it!
- We got it!
- Oh, the pain.
- (Roman) We got it!
- Ooh, that had to hurt.
What a fighter.
Boy, he was something. I salute him.
But we got to get some sleep.
(All groan)
Hey.
- Glad to see you.
- What time do you get off work?
- Eight.
- Great. I'll meet you at nine.
- Where?
- I don't know! You live here.
- Erm, the bait shop?
- Sure.
I'll buy you some worms.
- You wanna ditch me?
- Wait a second. Why would I ditch you?
I don't know.
I'm just waiting for it to happen.
If I ditch you,
you have my permission never
to speak to me for as long as we live.
- Promise?
- Promise.
I got to go.
- See you later.
- Bye.
(Chet) Yeah, that should do it.
(Connie) Good idea.
I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted
beef barley soup.
- Ooh, yeah.
- And then that bucket of salad.
- I'll split that with you.
- You will? That would help.
And then the medley of perch.
That's my favorite. OK.
Miss, what's the Old '96er?
That's our world-famous
Paul Bunyan's blue ox steak.
It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak
and if any member of your party
orders the Old '96er and finishes,
everybody eats for free.
- Not bad, huh?
- Wanna go for it, girls?
- How about you, Chet?
- (Waitress) People like it.
- I'll try it. What the heck?
- Has anybody ever eaten one?
Oh... no. Not in my lifetime, no.
Bon appйtit.
Oh, good God.
(Man) Let's check it out.
How is he?
(Rumbling)
That's good. Processing very nicely.
All right, continue.
(Excited chatter)
- All right.
- I did it!
- That just about does it.
- He's not done yet.
He may take a while
with that last bite but it'll go.
- That ain't the last bite.
- Sure it is.
There's nothing left but gristle and fat.
- Oh, God, no.
- No problem.
(Roman) If I can get a dessert down him,
can we get some
Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
- (Woman) Bye.
- (Applause)
Mom, can I go now?
They'll be telling their grandkids
about this.
(Roman) What a night!
Where's he going?
That Jimbo's not a bad guy.
I just had a word with him out back.
(Chittering) 'Where're the garbage cans?'
'He probably put them in the cabin.'
'Garbage in the cabin?'
'They're not the cleanest species
on the face of the earth, you know.
'It's not a problem.
We'll just have to break in.'
'Can we do that?'
'What do you think we have these
wonderfully articulate fingers for?
'To scratch our asses!'
Shit!
- Oh, my God.
- Jesus.
(Roman) Look at the size of the maggots
on that meat.
Oh, honey!
(Chet retching)
(All screaming)
Oh, my God.
(Chet) Let's go everybody.
Move it out. It's 5am.
Fishing boat goes in 15 minutes.
(All groaning)
These are the biggest worms ever.
(Chet) They're leeches.
(Buck) I am not touching leeches!
- They don't