go now?
They'll be tellin'
their grandkids about this.
- Okay, but don't be too late.
- Where's he goin'?
That Jimbo's not a bad guy. I just had
a word with him. Here's the kicker.
Shit!
- Oh, my God!
- Geez!
Look at the size
of the maggots on that meat!
- Oh, honey!
- Dad!
Oh, my God!
Let's go, everybody.
Move it out. It's 5:00 a.m.
Fishin' boat shovin' off
in 15 minutes.
These are the biggest
worms I've ever encountered.
- They're not worms. They're leeches.
- I am not touching leeches, Dad.
- Cut it out. They don't bite.
- No, they suck blood.
- Ow! Would you watch the hook? Where's the flashlight?
- I don't know.
Right behind you.
You owe me big for this one.
Ho!
Very funny, very funny.
Gimme a leech, will ya?
- Has everybody got their leech?
- Yeah.
On the count of three,
insert your hook. Ready?
One, two, three.
Yech!
Aah!
May I speak with Cammie, please?
Yeah, hold on just a minute.
Cammie, phone.
Cammie's busy waitin' on cars.
May I take a message?
All right. Please tell her
that Buck called.
Okay, fine, Buck.
Good-bye.
- Now what are you up to?
- What does it look like I'm up to?
- It looks like you're wankin' your crank.
- I'm trying to build a fire.
You might as well pour ice cubes in there.
You'll never get a fire goin' that way.
You don't crumple a newspaper.
You twist it. Twist it.
Lengthwise to simulate kindling.
That's the way you get it goin'.
Maybe, Roman,
just maybe...
I'm trying to heat up
the flue.
Ah, he's heating the flue.
Meanwhile the human beings
in the room are freezing to death.
- I'm really not cold. Not at all.
- Thank you for sharing that.
I'm so sorry, Roman.
Forgive me.
Why don't you come over here and show me
how to do it? You talk a great game.
Come over. Let's see a little action.
After all, you know everything.
You know exactly what to do
at any given moment.
Katie, you were right. We should have gone
to Europe. Or maybe Haiti, or Antarctica.
Or the Dead Sea.
Would've had a lot more fun!
Is that a fact?
Nobody forced you
to come up here, buddy boy.
As a matter of fact, I don't remember
anybody inviting you up here.
Do you remember
inviting him?
I sure as hell don't.
And what exactly is that
statement supposed to mean?
- Figure it out for yourself.
- No, you specify, clarify it for me.
All right? As a common courtesy,
if you don't mind.
- You know what he means.
- I think they're trying to say that we're not welcome.
Oh-ho! What did I hear?
We've got a bingo!
You did figure it out,
Kate.
So, now it's all starting to ooze out.
It's very interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, very.
Especially since we threw aside our plans.
We had a great European vacation planned.
Threw aside our plans
to come up here...
to show these dead asses how to start
to learn to have a good time.
Thanks for ruining
my vacation, Ripley.
What was that?
Ruining your vacation?
Is that what you said?
Oh, come on!
I don't believe
I heard you say that.
- You'd better believe it!
- Don't push it, Roman!
You ain't even
seen pushin' yet!
You know the trouble with you?
You wouldn't know a good time...
if it fell out of the sky, landed on
your face and started to wiggle.
You have a lot of nerve, Roman.
A lot of nerve.
- It's served me well. I'm the one with the Mercedes.
- Ooh! Ah!
By the way,
is it paid for?
- Are you jealous, Chester?
- Don't call me Chester!
Call me that one more time, you're gonna
go home with a dent in your forehead.
Oh-oh, yeah!
That'll be the day.
- Would you like one to match his?
- Take your hands off her!
- You wanna go right now?
- Dad, no one's denting anybody.
- Thanks, Bucky.
- Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!
- Don't talk to adults that way!
- Why not?
- Because it's rude.
- Oh, blow it out your ass.
Why don't we get out of here?
Come on, honey.
- Come on, girls, let's go.
- It's the first good idea you've had since you've been here.
And by the way,
don't