lt's got the Weeping
Virgin on one side,
a thermometer on the other.
Awful handy, really.
Well, it's a cool day out.
Button up.
No hard feelings, Father?
Go with God.
Hey, l have that same coat.
Harry, here's a list.
l also need a few shells
for the old 12-gauge.
The damn car is all stoved in,
fender busted,
need a new radiator.
How am l gonna afford that?
l'll end up going to your
church, l swear to God.
Why don't you?
Everything's so expensive.
Canned goods.
Cheaper to shop in Canada.
So why don't you?
Because my car's wrecked.
lf l walk over, how am l going
to get my groceries back?
After what you've done for us,
we'll go with you
and fetch your things back.
That's very Christian of you.
You know what the Bible says.
What? What's that?
You know.
Matter of fact, l usually
do my shopping over there.
l wouldn't let on to Harry.
You think that's dishonesty,
you just go on and think it.
l can't do it.
You can, Jim,
it's a piece of cake.
l can't do it.
Now, you want to kill
yourself, that's fine,
but there's two of us here,
and l'm counting on you.
So you buck up, Jimmy,
and you act like a priest!
Hail Mary, full of grace...
Morning, Mrs. Blair.
How are you today?
Are you working hard?
Well, we're looking
for those convicts that escaped.
Convicts, convic...
Hey, l found 'em for you!
l found your two lost priests.
Where have you been?
Uh... well... you know.
Sheriff, you know who these are?
No.
Caroline has found
our lost priests.
This is Father Brown
and Father Riley.
Thank the Lord.
We thought maybe
the convicts got you.
Yeah, convicts.
Had a jailbreak.
Got me some killers
on the loose.
That's all right, boys.
But where have you been?
And where are your clothes?
Uh... they got lost
when, uh... you know.
l found them coming
through the woods.
Looked like a couple
of raggle-taggle gypsies.
Gypsies?
Do you know who these are?
This is Fathers Brown and Riley.
Brown and Riley--
A New Look at Revelations?
Uh-huh.
These are two of the finest
thinkers in the church today.
You're lucky you say you
were lost in the woods.
You're lucky one
of my boys didn't
get on you, take you
for the convicts.
Oh, what would they have done?
Done, well,
he would have shot you.
We've been meeting
every bus for two days.
That's all right boys,
you let 'em through.
Now, you have a good day,
now, Mrs. Blair.
We best be getting back now.
We're going to help Mrs. Blair
with the groceries.
George, George!
Run along over with Mrs. Blair
and help her with her shopping!
We wired Arizona when
you didn't arrive on time,
but they said they had no clue.
Your monsignor is quite worried.
Then the storm
and these prisoners...
l don't know.
l tell you something.
Nothing was going to
keep us from coming here.
Shall we go in?
Get these chains
knocked off at the blacksmith's,
then get into these priest duds
and then back over the border.
You call it, Neddy.
-Coming?
-Yeah.
l know
this must be
quite a moment for you,
having written so much
about the shrine,
having never seen it.
That's why l took you
back from the border.
l knew how much you
wanted to be here.
Thank you.
The Weeping Madonna.
l'm sure you'll find
something here that'll fit.
God bless you both.
God bless you, Father.
God bless you.
Father, Father, we-we've been
waiting for you eagerly.
We-we prayed for you.
Yeah, uh, well, th...
we got delayed.
l-l've read all your books.
Thanks.
You know, you don't look
a thing like your pictures.
Fasting and prayer.
Yeah, well, it's such an honor
to have men of your learning
and of your reputation here.
We-we were so
worried about you.
Yeah, yeah.
We wired the
diocese in Arizona.
Yeah, he told us, he told.
We appreciate it.
Well...
well, thank the Lord
you've-you've come.
What... what's this?
You don't know what that is?
No.
lt's a clothespin.
But, Father, why... why were you
wearing it in your