diploma
and kiss this school goodbye.
- You're pullin' my zucchini.
- You got a better suggestion?
Yeah. l say we sell it to ''60 Minutes''.
''60 Minutes''?
- See ya.
- There he is. Bob!
- Listen, about the...
- You cut my science final. Where were you?
- ln the auto shop.
- ln the ozone.
ln the ozone, blow zone!
l'm tired of you four Fs.
l'll tell you one thing, unless your project
is dyno-supreme, you both get Ds.
- Hey, l'll take it.
- l wanted to talk about my science project.
Maybe you'd come by and take a look at it.
l'm off to an anti-war alumni meeting
and l'm late. Can you dig it?
- You're the only one who'd understand this.
- Don't bet on it.
- Give us a break.
- All right.
- l'll be here grading papers at nine o'clock.
- Nine o'clock?
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam
So how come you didn't tell him?
- We got a door to the ''Twilight Zone''?
- You're gonna blow his doors off with this!
- Yeah. You got any change, Vinnie?
- School tax, jellyfish. Come on.
Here. Drift!
He had to take a leak.
- Hello.
- Hey, EIIie, It's me, MichaeI,
- Hi, Michael.
- WouId you Iike to go out tonight?
- Sure. l'd like to.
- CouId you bring your camera?
- My camera?
- To take pictures,
We're not going to a junkyard, are we?
To a great life.
You're all mine.
You're all mine.
- What the hell happened here?
- Oh, Mike!
How do you like the colour scheme?
Delores did it.
You remember Delores?
Hello, Michael.
lt's so lovely to see you again.
Lovely. Lovely.
l hardly recognise the place.
l know we shouldn't have gone off to Reno
to get married like lovesick puppies!
Don't worry, sugarplum.
l'll have a talk with him.
You are going to socialise
with your new stepmother.
Do l make myself clear?
Stepmother?!
Quiet, Skipper.
Eyes right!
Burn it!
Any time, Vinnie.
Vinnie?
Open sesame!
Watch out, watch out.
What is this? Night school?
- Something's going on around here.
- What did they rip off in the auto shop?
''Who's the father of the H-bomb?
Boy George.''
That's nuclear power for ya.
- Sorry we're late.
- l'd given up on you guys.
l really appreciate this. Here it is.
What is it? Put it on the table.
l'll get a look at it.
You don't know what it is?
l'm just testing you guys!
Yeah.
OK. Now, watch this.
Press these two things, right?
See those lights?
Weird!
- Yeah.
- Listen when l pull these levers out.
And back.
Pretty amazing, huh, Bob?
- lt's incredible, huh?
- Psychedelic!
- Go on. Touch it.
- Yeah?
Go ahead.
What we should do first
is find out what metal this is.
Here we go.
Have you seen my neo-spector?
Let's just...
lt's unreal. l mean...
lt doesn't... lt doesn't show up
on our metal spector.
l mean, it's some sort of...
lt's some sort of power plant.
Hear that, Mike? lt's an engine!
- An engine for what?
- Wait, where did you guys dig this up?
- Michael found it at the...
- No. l found it at the...
at the old junk yard outside of town,
Sam's place.
l'd like to know whose it was.
This is generating
power and light without heat, Michael.
- How is that possible?
- lt's not possible.
l mean, not on this world, anyway.
Whoa! What world are we talking about?
- lt's broken.
- Vinnie, get that battery.
Wait. Bob, why would that be broken?
Because if it isn't broken, Michael,
this is older than Earth. All right?
Bob, wait until you see this.
Hook it up, Vinnie.
- No. You hook it up.
- l did it last time..
- l'm not going near this thing.
- Vinnie, please...
Wait! l'll hook it up.
OK, Bob.
lt goes on these things.
All right.
- Look at that.
- Wow!
l seen lights like this
at a Ozzy Osbourne concert.
Can you imagine the advanced
alien civilisation that created this?
l mean, this is...
This is bigger than all of us.
This is... This is bigger.
Bigger than any of us.
This is bigger than the planet.
lt's...
lt's even bigger than the solar system.
Bob, is this like