gladly clean up this parking lot
with his butt.
- No, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
- Okay. Okay.
- Were you here long?
- No, no. Three, four hours.
You have a good time, at least?
- Oh, good, that's good. Now, what now?
- Bed.
- Yours or mine? Ours?
- Nice try.
Okay.
- Can you at least give me a ride home?
- Yeah, get in.
Can I, like, put my head in your lap?
No, wait, can I rest my head
on your shoulder and let you steer?
- Get in, Duckie.
- Okay.
These houses are amazing, Duck.
Hey, the first million I make,
I buy you one.
I hate this song.
They're so beautiful.
Hey, you want beauty, look in the mirror.
This whole tape is horrible.
I must be going through, like,
a hormone thing,
'cause every song I listen to
is making me sick.
I mean, why can't I find
a decent song here?
- That one's my favorite.
- Are you deaf?
The house.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a nice little crib.
I wonder what it's like inside.
Well, what difference does it make?
You know what
the really sad thing is though?
I bet the people that live there
don't think it's half as pretty as I do.
- You know what I mean?
- You know, Andie, I'm just...
They just don't write love songs
like they used to.
It's... I'm...
I'm angry about this, you know?
My evening's shot.
Just drive me home, now.
Hey.
Well, the reason I came over,
I mean, other than I'd been planning
to come by and just say hello,
I wanted to talk to you about Andie.
- Yeah.
- I mean, she's an incredible individual.
I mean, you know that.
I mean, I'm there for her!
Whenever, however, I'm there.
You can rest assured
that she's covered.
I don't want you to worry,
because my only future plans are
to make sure that she's taken care of.
That's nice of you, Phil.
And I'd like to marry her.
Oh, well, not, you know, not today,
but eventually, I figure.
Well, does Andie know
how you feel about this?
No confirmation on that just yet.
I mean, I'm laying the groundwork
and everything, you know.
I'm thinking in terms of housing,
you know, food,
basic needs type of stuff.
But I'm picking my moment.
Yeah, I mean, you understand, right?
Oh, sure. I felt the same way
about somebody myself.
- Oh, a girl?
- A girl.
I loved her and I married her.
And one day she just split.
Oh, wait. This was Andie's mom?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
So I haven't seen her in three years,
you know, and...
But I still love her
just as much as I ever did, you know.
I mean, you can love Andie,
but that doesn't mean
she's gonna love you back.
I mean, it doesn't mean that she won't,
but what I'm trying to say is
you can't make it happen, you know?
It either will or it won't.
It's all in the heart.
Oh, yeah, sure, I... Cardiovascular.
Yeah, I understand. I've been to school.
Yeah.
Well, I got an appointment
with a vacuum cleaner. Gotta go.
Hey, you're on a whole
home improvement jag here, aren't you?
Yeah. Turning the old life around.
Oh, well, hey, more power to you.
If Tina Turner can do it,
Jack Walsh can do it, too.
Well, thanks for taking your time.
I really, you know... I appreciate it.
- My pleasure.
- I'm off like a dirty shirt.
Tina Turner.
Hiya.
We just got these glasses in.
- They're really
- Yeah, I didn't like that album I got
- the other day.
...dumb.
- What?
- What?
- The record.
- Oh, the record.
- Yeah, I thought it was a little too...
- Too hip, maybe?
Yeah, a little too hip.
Well...
Think you can recommend something
else a little less political, or something?
- Lionel Richie?
- Nah.
No, well, Teena Marie, Madonna?
Madonna?
- Yeah, Madonna.
- That's awfully deep.
Yeah, very deep,
but she's got such great style.
Yeah, listen...
That's the alarm.
- Can you hold on for a second?
- Sure.
Just... I'll be right back.
Here, read this.
It's really good. Don't lose my...
No, no, no, you can use my...
Hold on.
What is this?
Hi! How's your day?
Baby pumps out
about 300 decibels, huh?
- Did you do this?
- Well,