indispensabIe
to his organization.
At the moment, we're not hiring.
Then why did you agree to see me?
HonestIy, we're partners
with Zodiac Construction--
They do miIIions of doIIars
of business with Wade ReaIty--
-And Mr. Wade--
-Doesn't want you to hire me.
The attorney who was pIanning
to quit reconsidered.
-When did Mr. Wade caII?
-Mr. Wade never caIIed.
-When?!
-Maybe an hour ago.
Make sure you massage his cIoven hoof!
I'm suddenIy feeIing a pain in my ass.
I am unempIoyabIe! You caIIed everyone
except for SIurpee Heaven!
That is not true. I did caII SIurpee Heaven.
They didn't want you.
Heard you had attitude.
Said you weren't SIurpee materiaI.
-You shouId reaIIy Iet us work on you.
-I don't Iike to be touched!
I'm sorry, you guys are great.
It's not you.
AII right, Iisten.
You have a contract and it says
you wiII work untiI IsIand Towers is finaIized.
Which is compIetion of construction,
or I can stop you working eIsewhere.
And there's no IoophoIes
because you drafted it and you're the best.
SubconsciousIy, I think you drafted it that
way because you don't reaIIy want to go.
Does it kiII you how weII I know you?
Honey, this contract is exceIIent work.
I'm very proud of you.
Dad, I'm trying to get out of it.
I don't know why you went to work
for that phiIandering robber baron.
You usually have impeccable instincts.
Look at your boyfriend, Ansel.
He's a dedicated environmental warrior.
This is ironcIad. Houdini couIdn't
get out of this contract.
You shouId've stayed
at the IegaI aid job.
If I do pro bono work with a company
with these resources...
-...I can accompIish so much--
-Come on over for strawberry ice cream.
Have Tofutti! You heard what the doctor
said. Your choIesteroI is over 300!
You're basicaIIy a soIid.
Two of the greatest IegaI minds
in this country arguing over dessert.
Lucy, it was your choice to work
for that man.
You couId've done anything. You couId've
cIerked for the Supreme Court.
I don't know what to teII you.
Short of going in
and deIiberateIy trying to get fired.
You stay away from that freezer!
Good morning, boys.
Sorry, I am so Iate.
That's fine. We onIy just got here.
Forty-five minutes ago.
Howie, are these your kids?
You know, I've never actuaIIy met them.
They are good-Iooking boys.
That's a girI. That's Sue and PauI.
Yes, so it is.
You know what?
She is gonna be a heartbreaker.
That's PauI.
-Yeah. Thank you.
-Sorry.
So we've got the Coney IsIand project.
I'd Iike to stir up some pubIicity if we couId.
Yes, very nice.
I'm--
I'm working on endorsements
from IocaI merchants.
We were working
on some ideas there.
I thought that was terrific.
-Pathetic.
-What's pathetic?
-You. I know what you're doing.
-I am not doing anything.
You think if you come in Iate and spit
on the boss that wiII get you fired?
Not in this company.
-Chris.
-George.
George, I have an uIcer.
I don't sIeep weII, mostIy because
you keep caIIing me at night.
If you don't caII me,
I dream you're gonna caII me.
I think about you in the shower,
not in a good way...
...but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-
remember-if-I washed-my-hair way.
So I wash my hair twice.
So I have a hoIe in my stomach,
I am running out of shampoo...
...and today is the first time in my Iife
I did not give a 1 000 percent on the job...
...and I hate that feeIing!
-I won't caII after hours.
-You wiII, George! You know you wiII.
Yeah, I wiII.
I just don't think we can see each other
professionaIIy anymore.
AII right. Stay untiI you find
a repIacement.
Train him up for a coupIe of weeks,
then you can go to SIurpee Heaven.
Thank you! I promise I wiII find
you somebody amazing.
Somebody better than me
because I'm not even any good.
-No.
-A gIorified ambuIance chaser.
Thank you.
I got it. It's just my earring.
-My hair!
-CarefuI! That's my overpriced ItaIian beIt.
Just get it off!
Howard.
Join us. We were just brainstorming.
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