Everything is cool, really.
[Coughs]
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Good night now. Excuse me.
You ready to go?
[Clears Throat]
- Um... I don't know you.
- You sure knew me earlier.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
HaPPy New Year.
####[Instrumental:
"Auld Lang Syne"]
Hey, it could be worse.
We could be alone like that Poor guy.
####[Dance Music]
[Sobbing]
[Chattering]
####[Low Rock]
All right.
[Girl]
Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways...
[Chattering]
Damn, bro. He's in Siberia.
I know, man.
The mutants over there
won't even go near him.
You know, I knew he was
scamming us all along.
He went from, like,
totally chic to totally geek.
Look at that. He's been banished!
He should have known
that our kind won't mix
with their kind...
Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S.
He may be a moral lePer now,
but he had the fast lane
for four months.
Yeah, that's a good Point.
$250 a month for those
cheerleaders...
- isn't an unwise investment.
- Yeah?
Check this out, guys.
You're gonna love this.
Incoming!
- Direct hit.
- Yow!
[Laughing]
Didn't you take economics?
You could've had me for $49.95.
[Laughter]
Incoming!
[Laughs]
It's the nerd-mobile.
[Patty]
Yeah, right...
on automatic pilot.
[Barbara]
Like we're not supposed to know
who's spying on us...
in the spaz-mobile.
I could've sworn that a couPle
of girls I knew got very
comfortable in that sPaz-mobile.
- [Whirring]
- [Chattering]
[Boy #1]
Okay, this is my high score.
[Boy #2]
Dave,you can beat me!
[Laughs]
Yeah,yeah,yeah!
You could at least
acknowledge my existence.
You think this is easy for me?
[Exhales]
I know I was an asshole to you
and to thousands of others.
But, Kenneth...
Kenneth, it's you I gotta
straighten this out with.
Aaah!
- You shit on my house, man!
- I know.
Go...
- Kenneth...
- You shit on my house!
You shit on my house.
I know, Kenneth.
[Sobbing]
I know.
The quizwill cover every muscle
from the levator scaPula...
to the spinalis thoracis.
-[Cheerleaders] T... U... C...
-It will consist of 15 multiple
choices and five mini-essays.
-S... O... N.
- Your score will then account...
- T... U... C... S... O... N.
-for 20% of your final grade.
Good luck.
[Chattering]
Hi, Cindy.
[School Bell Dinging]
I'm sorry about having
to come in here.
But I have to talk to you.
I realize what a jerk I became.
All I ever did
was think about you,
dream about being
Part of your life.
[Exhales]
And then I got that stuPid idea.
And I let it turn me
into something I'm not.
[Toilet Flushes]
You sure did, sicko Pervert!
I remember you from the dance.
- You morally depraved psycho!
-[Ronald] Ow!
Detention... one month!
Becky, will you Please
hand me that other one?
Thanks.
- You nuked my brother.
- What?
You took him from geek status
to king status to no status.
Chuckie Miller, right?
He's resorted to sending
his messenger boy?
Boy? I see no boy here!
[Coughs]
You think you shut me uP?
I didn't? Well, let me try again.
The babe said it was good
for my comPlexion.
[WhisPering Calculations]
- [Knocking]
-[Mom] Cynthia?
[Knocking Continues]
Cindy?
There's a call for you on my line.
Somebody named Donald.
[Sighs]
I don't know anybody named Donald.
- Tell him I'm out of
the country or something.
- Okay.
I know she's in the country,
Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today.
Well, my daughter
doesn't know anyone named...
Ronald, is that you?
Why did you say
your name was Donald?
Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye.
[Exhales]
Mom, what'd he say?
First, he's a geek.
And then you start going out with him.
And then he's a geek again.
Honey, I don't know
what a geek is.
I guess, at the Present time,
a geek is Ronald Miller.
Who says? Hmm?
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
-####[Ronald Singing Loudly,
Indistinct]
-[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
Oh, my God!
Pow!
[Cindy]
Would you stop it?
StoP it! The neighbors, man!
Listen, all right?
Hold