about them?
They're certainly not conscious of us.
That's my point. Wouldn't
you like to hang with them?
You have been hanging on Cindy
Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
I bet she doesn't even know your name.
You got a crush on Cindy?
- Huh?
- No.
Well, most living organisms do,
but she's way out of our league.
-She's even out of their league.
- Okay, freeze! Good!
All right. Looked good, both of you.
- It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here
comes the sleaze master himself.
Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini.
-Lookin'good.
- Thank you.
Like I knew you would.
- Why don't you take a shower, Quint?
- A cold one.
- Yeah, definitely.
- Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah.
- All-state this year, no
question. - No question!
Tell 'em about the party.
Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school
party at my place.
- Cool!
- I'm there.
I'm thrilled.
Check it out, dudes. New recruits.
Being a senior's gonna
be a beautiful thing.
I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad.
This is supposed to be the
biggest year of our lives.
The prom, parties, homecoming.
We're supposed to have memories.
Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
Yearbook committee, video parlor,
card games on Saturday nights.
Cards are for retards.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
We do have a lot of great
memories. But be honest.
Wouldn't you like to be popular?
And have to be in a clique? No!
What happened to us? We were
all friends in elementary.
That's because we were all forced
to be in the same room together.
But, hey, Junior high,
high school. Forget it.
jocks became Jocks.
Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.
We became us. I like us.
- "I like us."
- I do.
I Just think it would be more fun to
party with those guys our senior year.
- Go to the games.
- We go to all the games.
We sit in the visiting section,
Kenneth, at our own school.
I told you and told you.
- Mom!
- Where have you been?
Now there's the answer, buddy.
If you want to be popular,
you get one of those...
and you get one of those.
Yeah, right, my Fifteen
hundred wouldn't buy the wheel.
- You can rent 'em, you know.
- Yeah.
##Come on a safari with me Early in
the mornin' we'll be startin'out ##
##Some honeys will be makin'the scene ##
##I've loaded up my woody
with the boards on top ##
-##And I put on my faded blue jeans ##
- Looks, um, clean, Dad.
- ##Come on, baby Wait and see ##
- Oh, thank you, son.
You know, anytime you want to borrow this
little beauty for a night on the town,
it's yours.
Thanks.
##Let's go surfin'now ####
You missed a spot, Dad.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
Mother! Whoa!
Beauty runs in this
family, and it runs fast.
Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby.
Baby? I thought she
was your little sister.
Oh, Rock. Mother.
Mom? Can I borrow your
suede outfit tonight?
Cindy, I said no.
Okay.
I'll take care of big sister.
Oh. Isn't he a hunk?
Good word, Mom.
Oh, yes!
Hi!
Whoa! Come on.
So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad.
You know, you girls are
so important to the team.
- I mean, your help is so crucial
between games too. - Yeah?
- Keeping our spirits up.
- Great!
- What can I do to help?
- Oh.
Ronald? Not at the table, please.
So have you saved up enough money?
Yeah, Fifteen hundred dollars!
Yeah, I mowed 331 miles
of grass this summer.
That's $4.54 per mile.
Hmm, The Ronald Miller
Story: My Life OnA Mower.
How much is the microscope?
- Telescope.
- Oh, well.
It's $1,000, and it's on sale.
Then I'm gonna deposit the
rest in a money market account.
I'm proud of you, son. You
worked, you earned, you saved.
You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
spottin' me a 20 to
purchase some necessities?
- Why? What's up, son?
- PreschoolJam session at Julie's.
Okay. And what about you, Ronald?
You got any back-to-school
parties lined up?
Yeah, the Saturday night card game.
Ooh! Cards with the 'tards.
- Smack him.
- Hey, bro, I'm only kidding.
I mean, who could beat a night
of cards,