sir, they require naps. Put double espresso in their sippy cups. What's next on the agenda? Where's my people? What's coming up? What's the next thing? Thank you, Bob. Grave news, my friends. Direct your attention to the video screen. Cable, input, VCR, satellite. Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind... power, on. It seems that Damian Drake's son knows about the Blue Monkey... and he is on his way to Las Vegas. He must not find the location of the diamond before we do. How is the interrogation going? He's about ready to crack, boss! Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off. We cannot let the good guys win this time, people. We must capture this son of a spy... and we must locate the diamond... and use its powers for our own diabolical ends! - Copy that to all departments. - I didn't quite get that. Didn't quite... Something about capturing the son of a spy... and using the diamond's power for our diabolical ends. Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you? - And what is your name? - Mary. Well, Mary... how'd you like to do a little kissing later? That's what they all say at first. Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation! All of creation! Wait a minute. - Yes? - What about the duck? Extra crispy. Hello? D.J., I'm not here to fire you again. I just want to know if that duck told you where he was going. - Doesn't anyone knock anymore? - Why are you torturing me? What have I ever done that... Great. I just fired the son of our biggest star. This has been a career-making day, Kate. First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates... but then, of course, they all want him back. And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny... who you revere and who you've tried to model your life after. I hate to see a grown man cry. Especially when it's a girl. Listen, toots, would it stop the waterworks... if I told you Daffy was going to Las Vegas with that guy D.J.? It might. Well, then, how's about we travel in style in this? Las Vegas, Jeeves. Taking you to Las Vegas. You've got no music in your soul, sister. I am aware of that, yes. He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon. Don't touch anything. This is Damian Drake's car... - Let's see. - No! What does this one do? Shaken, not stirred, sir. It's 5:00 somewhere. - Lf you touch one more thing... - I'm about to defy you. - Now you done it. - Arms at your side, please. Formalwear activated. You clean up nice, kid. No! Las Vegas! Smell that, D.J.? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour... and busload upon busload of senior citizens. Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond... apply kung fu liberally as needed. Under no circumstances are you to allow... the young Mr. Drake and his duck cohort out of the casino in one piece. - Is that clear? - Okay. You want the varmints and what they come for. I got you. But what's in it for old Sam? I got you. Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies? I know. He's my father. - Your dad is Damian Drake? - Yes! I'm kidding, relax. We did that. I say, listen up, y'all. Please put your greasy, buffet-shoveling hands together... for our next act. If you've heard her before, you're not here now. So, I say, let me introduce you... to Miss Dusty Tails. Dusty! Can I talk to you? What the... What? Dusty, I gotta talk to you. - I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J. - What? How do I know it's you? You are Damian's son. Is there someplace we can talk? - Excuse me, I have to change. - Okay, toots, hand over the diamond. - He brought a goose? - It's duck, thank you. - Hi. - You again. Listen up, you darn imbeciles! We gotta get them varmints and what they come for! - And then we blast them? - Then we blast them. Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be? Well, not there. - My dad's in trouble... ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Анна Каренина на английском - текст Ночной Дозор на английском - текст Ночь зайца на английском - текст Бродвейская мелодия на английском - текст 38 попугаев на английском |