winner! Let's go! ''And then they made their heroic escape! '' l say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night. How about the Liberace Museum? All right, let's see what this baby can really do. Now, that's an interesting feature. Come back, you absconders! Watch yourself, ma'am. l love this rug. -Come back here, you varmints! -Run. Move. Go. Nice car. Don't hit me. lt's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side. Out of the way, fancy boy. l'm a-commandeering this here clown car. After them, boys! Shotgun! Rag-flagging ragtag sidekicks! Slow down, will you? l'm waddling here. Come back, you darn idiot galoots! There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. We are never going to find that duck. Daff never misses a cue. -What's up, duck? -Don't you start with me. Excuse me. You! -You. -Him. -Her. -Them ! Out of my way! Dagnabbit! -You are in big trouble, mister. -Agreed! Out! What are you doing, kidnapping me? Stop the car. This is my adventure, bub. Coming through. What brings you to Las Vegas? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.? You stole my duck. -Your duck? l belong to the world. -You know what? You can have him. Dynamite? Who has dynamite? Welcome to my world. Hang on. Throw it out the window. Throw it out! -But innocent people could be hurt. -Throw it out the window! lt will send the wrong message to children. Didn't he used to be behind us? We're having duck tonight, boys. Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say ''aye.'' -Aye! -Mother. Taking you to Mother. Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish. You know, l'm beginning to think that this one is the spy car. What? ETA to Mother, 10 minutes. Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright position. So, what are your plans now, if l may ask? Daffy will save us. He's the hero. All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it. Everybody calm down, all right? l can handle this. Sell my Warner Brothers stock. l got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die. Out of gas. What? lt doesn't work like that. Thanks, toots. -Carrot? -No, thanks. You really think that playing card is going to help you rescue your father? Yeah, l do. You know this all sounds insane, right? l remember the first time l saw your dad in the movies. So breathtaking. Your hair smells nice. -You say something? -No, just saying good night. l'm telling you, Daffy... l heard the Warner Brothers say you were their best duck. Flattered though l may be, flattened l will not... in order for you to get the laughs. lt's all.... And then.... -And your tail is on fire. -Exactly my point. No, really, your tail's on fire. Daff, you're accident-prone. What am l talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you. l need you to move my 12:00 appointment up to 2:00 and then back to 1 1 :00. Then just cancel it. And l need you to get a helicopter and.... No, don't put me on hold. Oh, God. l can't die out here. This wasn't the plan. After this comedy... l promised myself l would only do real movies... about the human condition crammed with social relevance. There's nothing but a big rock for 10 miles in that, that... that, and that direction. l say we go that way. Say, who are you kidding here? We're goners! Water! l can't die now. Think of the millions of children who want me to have the diamond. The poor children! Look at that. ls it a mirage? Or just product placement? Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices. Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew. Your product name here. ls this your idea? The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore. Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages... in return for us saying ''Wal-Mart'' so many times. Where's Yosemite Sam? -What is your report? -Boss, it wasn't me. That razzan-frazzan ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Парни не плачут на английском - текст Танец льва на английском - текст Мертвые дочери на английском - текст Карлсон вернулся на английском - текст Космический лагерь на английском |