Добро пожаловать на наш портал про кино VVORD.RU в раздел фильмов на английском языке. Здесь нельзя скачать фильмы, зато Вы сможете перечитать тексты фильмов и вспомнить любимые моменты.

Фильмы по алфавиту

Главная / Космические яйца

Космические яйца

1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48   49   50   51   52   53   54   55   56   57   58   59   60   61   62   63   64   65   66   67   68   69   70   71   72   73   74   75   76   77   78   79   80   81   82   83   84   85  
magnificent.
Please, please, don't make a fuss.
I'm just plain Yogurt.
- But you're the one...
- Yes!
I am the keeper of a greater magic.
A power known throughout the universe
- as the...
- Force?
No. The Schwartz.
The Schwartz.
Yes.
The Schwartz.
But, Yogurt, what is this place?
What is it that you do here?
- Merchandising.
- Merchandising. What's that?
Merchandising. Come, I'll show you.
Open up the store.
Come! Walk this way! Take a look.
We put the picture's name on everything!
Merchandising! Merchandising!
Where the real money
from the movie is made.
"Spaceballs" - the T-shirt.
"Spaceballs" - the coloring book.
"Spaceballs" - the lunchbox.
"Spaceballs" - the breakfast cereal.
"Spaceballs" - the flame thrower!
The kids love this one.
Last, but not least. "Spaceballs" - the doll.
Me.
May the Schwartz be with you.
Adorable.
- President Skroob.
- What is it?
I have an urgent message from
Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess.
- Where?
- Somewhere in the sands of Vega.
Tell them to comb the desert,
do you hear me? Comb the desert!
Yes, sir.
- Sir?
- What?
- Are we being too literal?
- No, you fool, we're following orders.
We were told to comb the desert,
so we're combing it.
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir.
How about you?
Not a thing, sir.
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!
It's a big mystery. None of the wise men
could tell me what it means.
Wise men, pshaw. Wise guys, you mean.
What do they know?
Here, let me take a look.
- You can read it!
- No, I was just clearing my throat.
Here, let me take a...
Ah. Ooh, yes.
Yes, yes, of course!
- You understand it?
- Yes.
- What's it say?
- I cannot tell you that now.
- It'll be revealed to you at the proper time.
- Great.
Don't be disappointed.
Back to your Schwartz training.
Here, take the ring.
Point it at that big statue.
OK, but I still don't understand how I'm
gonna lift a big statue with this little ring.
Never underestimate
the power of the Schwartz!
Come on, concentrate. Here we go.
Concentrate.
Lone Starr, you're doing it!
You're doing it!
I can't believe it. The Schwartz is working!
Yes! Yes!
Hey, boss, how'd you do that?
Give me the ring. Give me the ring, quick!
Upsee-dahzee, upsee-mahzee,
upsy-daisy!
Sorry, Barf.
Keep searching.
- It's no use. We've searched everywhere.
- Wait. I feel the presence of
the Schwartz!
- The Schwartz?
- Yes.
It's coming from somewhere... down
there!
You're right, sir.
There's a secret entrance here.
And look at this insignia. It's a "Y".
Yogurt! Yogurt!
I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries.
- I'll call for the attack squad.
- No, we can't go in.
Yogurt has the Schwartz.
It's too powerful.
But, sir, don't you have the Schwartz, too?
He got the upside, I got the downside.
Each Schwartz has two sides.
Then how are we gonna go in there
and get her?
We will not go in there.
She will come out to us.
Vespa. Vespa, my child.
Where are you?
Daddy?
Vespa, it's your father, King Roland.
- Come to me.
- Daddy?
I hear you. I hear you. Where are you?
Follow my voice.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Vespa, where are you going?
Vespa, come to me.
Daddy! Is it really you?
Yes, my dear. I guarantee it.
Would I lie?
Daddy!
No, Vespa, don't!
No.
Fooled you.
Take them both aboard
and put the princess in my quarters.
Now she is mine.
- What are they saying?
- They've taken the princess!
Spaceballs. Too late.
Don't worry, boss. We'll get her back.
Yeah.
- Thanks for the gas, Yogurt.
- You're welcome.
And here. Just in case you get hungry.
- A fortune cookie?
- Yes.
Remember: open it before you eat it.
Thanks. Well, we better get going.
I wonder...
Will we ever see each other again?
Who knows? God willing,
we'll all meet again in "Spaceballs II:
The Search for More Money".
- Goodbye, Lone Starr.
- Goodbye, Yogurt.
The ring of the Schwartz!
- No, no, I can't take this.
- Take it, take it.
- You might need it.
-
Космические яйца Космические яйца

------------------------------
Читайте также:
- текст Гвозди на английском
- текст Чёрная дыра на английском
- текст Малышка на миллион на английском
- текст Машенька на английском
- текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон на английском

О нас | Контакты
© 2010-2024 VVORD.RU