mustn't!
You're right, my dear.
I'll miss your new nose.
But I will not tell him the combination,
no matter what.
Very well. Dr. Schlotkin, do your worst.
My pleasure.
No! Wait!
I'll tell.
I knew it would work. All right, give it to me.
The combination is:
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5.
That's the stupidest combination
I ever heard in my life!
That's the kind of thing
an idiot would have on his luggage!
Thank you, Your Highness.
- What did you do?
- I turned off the wall.
No, you turned off the whole movie.
- I must have pressed the wrong button.
- Put the movie back on!
- Yes, sir.
- You gotta get that thing fixed.
We're back! And we have the combination!
- Schlotkin!
- What?
We're done with you.
Go back to the golf course
and work on your putts.
Let's go, Arnold. Come, Gretchen.
Of course, you know
I'll still have to bill you for this.
I bet she gives great helmet.
Did it work? Where's the King?
It worked, sir. We have the combination.
Great. Now we can take every last breath
of fresh air from Planet Druidia.
- What's the combination?
- 1-2-3-4-5.
- 1-2-3-4-5?
- Yes.
That's amazing. I've got
the same combination on my luggage.
Prepare Spaceball One
for immediate departure.
Yes, sir.
And change the combination
on my luggage.
There it is. Spaceball City, straight ahead.
Good, I'm taking her in.
What the hell is that thing?
It looks like a Winnebago with wings.
Hey, you can't park here!
Yeah, can't you guys read? "No parking."
That son of a...
All right, hands up.
You're under arrest for illegal parking.
Yeah!
Warden Miller, you're wanted in V-17.
Attention. Section C scanners, report.
- She's gotta be in one of these cells.
- Yeah, but which one?
Nobody knows
- It's coming from here.
- That can't be her.
the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows but Jesus
It's her.
Nobody knows
the trouble I've seen
She's a bass.
Glory hallelujah
What do you want?
It's me.
It's us.
Lone Starr. How did you find us?
No time to talk. Come on.
- We gotta move.
- Barf! How'd you do it?
Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!
And beat the shit out of us, too!
We got company.
Watch out!
Damn it! That's our only way out.
- We're trapped.
- I hate these movies.
- I'm out of ammo!
- Get back! I'll hold them off.
I got an idea!
What's he doing?
Good work.
- More ping-pongs. Run for it.
- Let's go!
It's closing!
The door's closing!
Go for broke!
Don't move or you're dead. Stand up!
Captain, we've got them.
Spectacular stunt, my friends,
but all for naught.
Turn around, please.
What a pity.
So, Princess, you thought you could outwit
the imperious force of...
You idiots!
These are not them.
You've captured their stunt doubles.
Search the area. Find them!
Hurry up. Get aboard. I'll hold them off.
- Open the door!
- I can't, it's fused.
- What about this one?
- It's locked.
- Where are the keys?
- Inside.
- Oh, great!
- Duck!
Here, you hold them off. I'll get the door.
I ain't shooting this thing. I hate guns.
My hair. He shot my hair!
You son of a bitch!
Holy shit!
How was that?
Not bad.
Not bad for a girl.
That was pretty good for Rambo!
Let's blow this joint.
President Skroob! Salute!
Hail, Skroob.
The ship is too big.
If I walk, the movie will be over.
- Sir.
- Yes?
Never have that damn thing down
in front of me.
How do I know you're not
making faces at me under that thing?
- President Skroob.
- Yes?
There it is, Planet Druidia.
Planet Druidia. And 10,000 years of fresh air.
The way he runs things, it won't last 100.
What?
Preparing ship for metamorphosis, sir.
- Good. Get on with it.
- Ready, Kafka?
Look, it's Spaceball One.
- They've reached the air shield.
- And it's opening.
The ship'

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