not always like it is in the books.
What is that?
Hellspeak.
You know what to do.
I' m okay.
Sure.
One last show.
Hi.
My name's John.
You are in violation of the balance.
Leave immediately...
...or I will deport you.
All of you.
Go to hell.
Holy water?
Angela.
John?
John.
Shit.
Pull!
Angela.
Angela, what is it?
Get it out.
Get it out.
Get it--
Oh, my God.
Not bad, kid.
" Not bad. " You hear that?
You know why that is? It's because
this is Kramer. Chas Kramer, ass--
Chas.
You' re right, John.
It's not like the books.
No...
...it isn't.
Into the light, I command thee.
Into the light, I command thee.
Into the light, I command thee.
Into the light, I command thee.
Your ego is astounding.
Gabriel.
Figures.
And the wicked shall inherit the Earth.
You judging me now, John?
Betrayal, murder, genocide,
call me provincial.
I am simply seeking to inspire mankind
to all that was intended.
By handing Earth over
to the son of the devil?
Help me here.
You' re handed this precious gift, right?
Each one of you granted redemption
from the Creator.
Murderers, rapists and molesters...
...all of you, you just have to repent...
...and God takes you into his bosom.
In all the worlds in all the universe...
... no other creature can make
such a boast, save man.
It's not fair.
If sweet, sweet God loves you so...
...then I'll make you worthy of his love.
I've been watching you for a long time.
It's only in the face of horror
that you truly find your nobler selves.
And you can be so noble.
So...
... I'll bring you pain.
I'll bring you horror.
So that you may rise above it.
So that those of you who survive
this reign of hell on Earth...
...will be worthy of God's love.
Gabriel...
...you' re insane.
The road to salvation begins tonight.
Right now.
I know l' m not one of your favorites.
I' m not even welcome in your house.
But I could use a little attention.
Please.
Come forth.
Hurry.
Mammon...
...son of Satan...
... I unleash you unto this world.
Lu.
What took you so long?
Hello, John.
John, hello.
You' re the one soul...
... I would come up here
to collect myself.
So I've heard.
You mind?
Oh, go-- Go right ahead. I've got stock.
Coffin nail.
Very fitting, John.
You know, when you cut too deep,
you cut the tendons...
...finger movement goes
out the window.
Let me help you.
See?
Sonny...
... I've got a whole theme park
full of red delights for you.
Well, aren't you a peach.
I didn't think you would
make the same mistake twice.
And you didn't...
...did you?
So how's the family?
Family's doing just fine.
Busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
Word is that kid of yours
is a chip off the old block.
Well, one does what one can.
He's in the other room.
Boys will be boys.
With Gabriel.
No accounting for taste, really.
They have the Spear of Destiny.
""They have the Spear of Destiny. ""
Or is it another one of your cons?
Go look for yourself.
You've waited 20 years for me, Lu...
...what's another 20 seconds?
-Lucifer.
-This world is mine. In time.
You, best of all of us, Gabriel...
...should understand ambition.
Son of perdition.
Little horn.
Most unclean.
I do miss the old names.
Time to go home, son.
I will smite thee...
...in his honor.
Looks like somebody doesn't
have your back anymore.
Father?
So.
So.
Yeah, what do you want? An extension?
The sister...
... Isabel.
What about her?
Let her go home.
You' re willing to give up your life
so she can go to heaven?
Fine. It's done.
Time to go, John.
Y eah.
The sacrifice.
No. This one belongs to me.
No. You will live, John Constantine.
You will live.
So you will have...
...the chance to prove...
...that your soul truly belongs in hell.
Oh, you will live.
You will live.
Thank you.
No problem.
Human.
You don't deserve to be human.
Do you want revenge?
Is that what you' re thinking right now?
Do it.
Do it.
Seek revenge.
End my life.
Go on.
Be the hand of