and they don't
get a name on him,
they call him "John Doe."
Now we're gonna have
to check all these
hospitals ourselves.
That's public property.
Watch this.
Public property.
Private property.
Vandal.
Do you all
have to go in?
Absolutely.
We're the Doe brothers.
Oh, Harriet.
Dr. Epson wants
Mrs. Freeman's chart, okay?
YourJohn Doe's in 409.
I'll be with you
in a minute.
Dear Lord,
we humbly ask your mercy
for our dear departed.
You got it.
We are never prepared for death,
especially when it comes
to one so loved,
but let us try to find
comfort in knowing that
he is finally at peace.
Father, may I say a few words?
I knew this man perhaps
better than anyone here.
I pledge to continue his work
as long as I live.
I thought they were
gonna sell the car wash.
He devoted his life
to the treatment
of the insane.
Uncle Phil?
Did Martha know
about this?
Henry.
May I say
a few words?
Certainly, William.
It's not him.
Perhaps I'd better
bring my remarks to a close.
I never knew there were
so manyJohn Does
in this world.
It's hopeless.
Room 555?
Thank you.
In 555. For a John Doe,
he's awfully popular.
Pitcher's in trouble!
Pitcher's in trouble!
What? What is it? What?
Weitzman.
Is it Weitzman?
Come on.
Room 555?
Just down the hall.
Room's closed.
Get lost.
We already are lost.
Thanks anyway.
I said no one in that room.
Hospital security.
You can lose
a lot of privileges
for this behavior.
I'll use this.
I have died
and been reborn.
- I can do it again, buster.
- Are you guys crazy?
Totally.
What the hell are you doing?
Holy shit. What is...
Here. Put this in.
Call a nurse or something.
What is going on here?
Get out of my way.
Is he gonna be all right?
Call security.
I want these men arrested.
We didn't do anything.
I'll have a full report
in the morning!
Stairs! Stairs!
Come on.
Stop those guys!
Hey, those two guys
just tried to kill
somebody inside.
What are you
talkin' about?
They're cops.
They're what?
For you, on three.
It's them.
- Weitzman?
- No. Them.
Dr. Newald, it's...
It's Billy Caufield.
How you doin'?
I'm doing fine,
William.
Good, good.
Listen, do I sound
calm to you?
Yes.
Good. I'm really trying
to sound calm because...
we ran into
a little snag out here.
Somebody's trying
to kill Dr. Weitzman.
That Caufield guy
lives in a fantasy world.
And he also has
a real history of violence.
Where are you calling from?
A phone booth
on the corner
of 61 st and Park.
Call the New York City Police.
Billy, where's
Dr. Weitzman now?
He's in Mercy Hospital,
but listen. Somebody's
trying to kill him.
Not someone.
The Prince of Darkness.
Jack McDermott.
Christ fixation.
Megalomania.
- Where was I?
- William, I want you
to find a policeman...
No, no no! Not the police,
because they're in on this.
- In on what?
- In on what?
It's Satan's plot!
Jack, I'm trying
to handle this! Shut up!
Dr. Newald,
this is Henry Sikorsky.
Give me that phone!
Dr. Weitzman's assistant.
I'm having real trouble
with these patients.
Tell 'em I'm in charge.
Assistant?
Paranoid schizophrenic.
Stop breathing in my face.!
Now keep away from the phone.!
You're outta here.
Look, Dr. Newald,
as I was saying,
I don't think it's a good idea
to call the police right now.
No, no, William, no.
We won't call the police
if that makes you uncomfortable.
Yeah, it does.
It makes me really
uncomfortable.
You just stay
right where you are.
Okay.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Say, I hear we're having
chicken chow mein tonight.
Oh, that's one of my favorites.
Is that one of your favorites,
William?
You're not gonna
believe this.
A cop car just
pulled alongside me
on the sidewalk.
Hey, what are you doing?
Let's go. Move it.
Honey! Honey!
I'll see you tonight!
Up against the wall.
Call my lawyer!
Spread 'em!
Spread your legs! Let's go!
Hey! Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Oh, what a relief it is.
Jack, it's