In fact, I think we got 'em
trailed to a bagel shop
around the corner.
Now, if we can just
get some pants
on the colonel...
Gimme a break.
All right, we're
four escaped lunatics.
This I believe.
I caught this just in time.
You've got the large in here
with the extra large.
I'm afraid to even
get into the sock bin.
Now, what do you want?
Look, you probably
want us out of here
as quickly as possible.
I'm prepared
to carry you in my arms.
All I'm sayin' is
let's stretch
that clothing dollar.
What kind of stretch
are we talkin' about?
Twelve bucks.
I'm telling you,
it works.
It's a statement, man.
You know who you are.
No, he doesn't.
Anything else I can
help you fellas with?
Yeah. Could you recommend
a good clinical psychiatrist
in the neighborhood?
We seem to have lost ours.
Gee, we don't have one
on staff here, fellas,
but I do know a guy
you could talk to.
Now, this missing doctor,
we're all sure
he really exists, right?
Take a look at this guy.
Can you imagine him
without a doctor?
Okay, okay. Just checkin'.
- You mind?
- Swing and a miss.
Here's all we're asking.
You give us as much attention
as one of your french fries.
This guy's been gone
for hours.
A few hours
is not a missing person.
It's a guy that
went to the movies,
met a lady or something.
A doctor doesn't leave
four mental patients
to go cruise for chicks.
Doctors can be
strange characters too.
One down in North Carolina
wiped out his whole family.
Dr. Weitzman
doesn't have any family.
What'd I tell you?
- Oh, man.
- Hey, I'm kiddin'.
Look, why don't you guys
just call your hospital?
Because the doc would lose
his job, and they'd have us
back on medication...
by the time
the coin runs out,
that's why.
You know what I think?
I think you got this whole
thing "bass ackwards."
I think you're
the missing persons.
Go back to 48th Street and wait.
The guy doesn't show,
we're open 24 hours.
You don't understand.
Vincente.
Yo. We're not done yet.
Look, you're done.
It's been a pleasure.
We used to be taxpayers.
That will get my attention.
You're not out in 30 seconds,
you got a night in jail.
What kind of bonehead cop
would send four confessed
mental patients...
back out in the streets?
It's not his fault.
He's not as competent
as we are.
Aw.
Another episode like that,
William, you might find yourself
out of the group.
Can I have that
in writing?
Wait a minute!
I'm not going another step
until somebody gets me
my dinner.
Dinner? I've got to get
this report to Dr. Newald
right away.
Which way is Trenton?
Straight ahead,
71 miles.
If you don't stop for
the litter, you can
be back by Christmas.
Exit 11, Henry!
Pace yourself!
Albert!
What's with you
and chasing cars?
We have to put you on a leash?
How do you get him to talk?
I know this patient's
history.
I don't advise
overstimulating him.
Wait a minute.
This have something
to do with Weitzman?
Did they take him away
in an ambulance?
Is that it, Albert?
It's like a scene
out of a Lassie movie.
"Did Timmy fall in the well,
Lassie? Did he, girl?"
Look, Albert,
did they take Weitzman away
in an ambulance?
Big inning.
That's a definite yes.
All he said was,
"Big inning."
Yeah, but he nodded
when he said it. Watch.
Big inning.
See? All you have to do
is learn how to speak Albert.
No. Weitzman with a "Z."
Right.
No, huh? Nurse, could you...
What's your name?
Helen Grabosky?
Hey, this Billy Caufield.
You treated me
for a scalp wound
a couple years ago.
Yeah. Self-inflicted. Right.
Well... I mean,
it was a bet, you know.
Yeah. No,
it healed up great.
Look, do you have
anyJohn Does over there?
Really? Okay.
No, no, no, that's okay.
Thanks.
Fifth goddamn hospital.
Not one of them's
got the doc.
Just a coupleJohn Does.
NotJohn Doe. Dr. Weitzman.
I'd better handle this.
Gimme that.
Look, Dr. Freud,
if a guy checks
into a hospital
and he's unconscious,