the road, Jack
And don't you come back...
Come on. Everybody, come on.
No more,
no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
and don't you
come back no more
What you say
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
and don't you come back
no more
Oh, woman, oh, woman
don't you treat me so mean
You're the meanest old woman
that I ever have seen
I guess if you say so
I'll just pack my bags
and go
That's right
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
no more, no more
no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
and don't you come back
no more
There it is, guys.
New York.
Some kinda town.
Yeah.
See those
two towers over there?
Yeah, World Trade Center.
I was the architectural
consultant on that gig.
First they just wanted
to put up one. I said,
"Fellas, we're here.
What the hell,
throw the other one up."
Turned out
pretty nice, didn't it?
Fantasy.
Holland Tunnel,
next right.
Good work, Henry.
Well, I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack
my things and go
That's right
Hit the road, Jack
We're directly under
the Hudson River now.
Yeah. You guys see
those tiles up there,
all those individual tiles?
Hey, Doc, isn't it true
that if even one of those tiles
were to come loose,
millions and millions
of gallons of water
would come pouring down on us...
and squash us
like tiny little bugs?
Is that a leak up there?
You see those tiles?
They're leakin'.
Oh, my God!
Cut it out.
I will hold back
the waters.
Thanks, Jack.
All right.
Bill, cut it out.
Come on.
It's all right.
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Boom boom
Acka-lacka-lacka boom
Boom boom
Acka-lacka boom boom
Boom boom
Acka-lacka-lacka boom
Boom boom
Acka-lacka boom boom
I met you in a cave
You were paintin'buffalo
I said I'd be your slave
Follow wherever you go
That night we split
our rattlesnake
And danced
beneath the stars
You fell asleep
I stayed awake
and watched the passin'cars
And walked the dinosaur
I walked the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Open the door
get on the floor
Everybody walk
the dinosaur
Albert's gotta go
Albert's gotta go
Great. He's gonna
piss all over
the backseat, Doc.
We'll need a canoe
to float out of here.
He drank a can of
Hawaian Punch before we left.
I told him not to.
Do you think you can hold on
till we get to the stadium?
Batter up. Batter up!
I think that means "no," Doc.
Yeah. Just hold on
a second, Albert.
Easy does it
till we find a place.
All right? Okay.
A shadow from the sky
much too big to be a bird
A screaming,
crashing noise...
Excuse me.
Could I have the key
to the men's room, please?
No hablo inglйs.
Oh, uh, uh...
Por favor, seсor,
los llaves...
l-I don't speak Spanish either.
Piss in the alley.
Oh, come on, man.
It'll just be a minute.
Toilet's broke.
Alley works.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Okay, come on, Albert.
Let's go.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
No ghost stories.
Okay, Billy?
All right. Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
What the hell
was that?
Did you guys
hear that?
Like a wild dog howling
or something? Phew.
Maybe it was me.
I always get really scared
when I'm down here.
Did you guys see Wolfen?
They filmed it down here.
That movie about
those gigantic wolves
that come out at night,
and they eat people
and, like,
rip their guts open.
They got this shit
hangin' out their mouth
and stuff.
And the thing was,
people would live, like,
for an hour later...
and just, like,
lay there and...
twitch and stuff... oosh!
They shot it
right down here.
You know why?