to maintain my grade point average. Why did you think it would be easy? - Have you seen the dopes in shop? - (Bender) I take shop. - You must be a fucking idiot. - Because I can't make a lamp? No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp. - Do you know about trigonometry? - I couldn't care less. - No trigonometry, no engineering. - No lamps, no light. So neither of you is any better than the other. I can write with my toes. - I can also eat, brush my teeth... - With your feet? - I play "Heart and Soul" on the piano. - I can make spaghetti. - What can you do? - I can...tape all your buns together. - I want to see what Claire can do. - I can't do anything. Everybody can do something. There's one thing I can do. No, it's too embarrassing. You ever seen "Wild Kingdom"? That guy's done that show for 30 years. OK, but you have to swear to God you won't laugh. OK. I can't believe I'm actually doing this. All right, great! - Where did you learn that? - Camp, seventh grade. That was great, Claire. My image of you is totally blown. You're a shit! You swore to God you wouldn't laugh. - (Bender) Am I laughing? - You fucking prick! What do you care what I think, anyway? I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I may as well not even exist at this school, remember? And you don't like me, anyway. I have as many feelings as you and it hurts when someone steps on them. God, you're so pathetic. Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, OK? You've got everything and I've got shit! Fucking Rapunzel. School would shut down if you didn't show up. "Queenie isn't here!" - I like those earrings, Claire. - Shut up. - (Bender) Are those real diamonds? - Shut up! (Bender) I bet they are. Did you work for the money for them? - Shut your mouth. - (Bender) Or did your daddy buy those? - Shut up! - (Bender) I bet he bought those for you. I bet those are a Christmas gift. Right? You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Smoke up, Johnny!" Go home and cry to your daddy. Don't cry here, OK? My God, are we going to be like our parents? Not me. Ever. It's unavoidable. It just happens. (Claire) What happens? When you grow up, your heart dies. - Who cares? - I care. (Johnson) I was just thinking, I mean... I know it's kind of a weird time, but I was just wondering... What is going to happen on Monday when we're all together again? I consider you guys my friends. I'm not wrong, am I? - No. - So, on Monday, what happens? Are we still friends, you mean? If we're friends now, that is? - Yeah. - Do you want the truth? Yeah, I want the truth. I don't think so. - With all of us or just John? - With all of you. - That's a real nice attitude. - (Claire) Be honest, Andy. If Brian came up to you on Monday, what would you do? You're there with all the sports. You'd say "hi" and when he left you'd cut him up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him. - No way. - OK. What if I came up to you? - Same exact thing. - You are a bitch. Telling the truth makes me a bitch? No! But you know that's shitty and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends. What about you, you hypocrite? Why don't you take Allison to one of your parties? Or take Brian out to get high? What about Andy? What about me? If we walked down the hall together, your friends would laugh. You'd say we were doing it so they'd forgive you. Don't talk about my friends. You don't know my friends and you wouldn't condescend to speak to them. Stick to things you know - shopping, your father's BMW and your drunk mother. Shut up! (Bender) And forget being concerned about us walking down the hall together. It won't ever happen. Bury your head in the sand and wait for your prom. - I hate you. - (Bender) Yeah? Good! ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст На опасной земле на английском - текст Части тела на английском - текст Заложник на английском - текст Вооружён и опасен на английском - текст Приключения домовёнка на английском |