everything there is,
except a few things that are illegal.
- I'm a nymphomaniac.
- Lie.
Are your parents
aware of this?
The only person I told
was my shrink.
What did he do
when you told him?
He nailed me.
Very nice.
I don't think that
from a legal standpoint...
what he did can be construed as rape
since I paid him.
- He's an adult.
- Yeah. He's married too.
Oh! Do you have any idea
how completely gross that is?
Well, the first few times... The first few times?
You mean, he did it more than once? Sure.
Are you crazy? Obviously she's
crazy if she's screwing her shrink.
Have you ever done it?
I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Have you ever done itwith a normal person?
- Didn't we already cover this?
- You never answered the question.
Look. I'm not going to discuss
my private life with total strangers.
It's kind of a
double-edged sword, isn't it?
A what?If you say you haven't,you're a prude.
If you say you have,
you're a slut. It's a trap.
You want to,but you can't.
And when you do, you wishyou didn't, right?Wrong.
Or are you a tease?
She's a tease. I'm sure. Why don't you forget it?
You're a tease and you know it. All giris are teases.
- She's only a tease if what she does
gets you hot. - I don't do anything!
- That's why you're a tease. - Okay,
let me ask you a few questions.
I already
told you everything.No.
Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without
being in love? Don't you want respect?
I don't screwto get respect.
That's the difference
between you and me.
It's not the only difference
I hope.
Face it, you're a tease.I'm not a tease.
Sure you are.Sex is your weapon.
You said it yourself.
You use it to get respect.
No, I never said that.
She twisted my words around.
- What do you use it for then?
- I don't use it, period!
Are you medically frigid
or is it psychological?
I didn't mean it that way.
You guys are putting words into my mouth.
- Just answer the question.- Why
don't youjust answer the question?
Be honest.No big deal.Yeah, answer it.
- Just answer the question.- Talk
to us.- Answer the question!
Don't be a jerk!It's easy.It's only one question.
No, I never did it!
I never did it either.
I'm not a nymphomaniac.
I'm a compulsive liar.
You are such a bitch!
You did that on purposejust to fuck me over!
I would do it though.
If you love someone, it's okay.
I can't believe you.You're so weird.
You don't say anything all day,
and then when you open your mouth...
you unload all these
tremendous lies all over me.
You're just pissed off because she got you to
admit something you didn't want to admit to.
Okay, fine. But that doesn't make it any less bizarre.
What's bizarre? I mean, we're all pretty bizarre.
Some of us are just
better at hiding it, that's all.
How are you bizarre?
He can't think for himself.
She's right.
Do you guys know what, uh,
what I did to get in here?
I taped Larry Lester's
buns together.
That was you?
- Yeah. You know him?
- Yeah, I know him.
Then you know how hairy
he is, right?
When they pulled
the tape off...
most of his hair came off
and some skin too.
Oh, my God.
The bizarre thing is...
is that I did it
for my old man.
I tortured this poor kid...
because I wanted him
to think that I was cool.
He's always going off about,
you know, when he was in school.
All the wild things
he used to do.
And I got the feeling that he was disappointed
that I never cut loose on anyone, right?
So, I'm sittin'
in the locker room...
and I'm taping up my knee.
And Larry's undressinga couple lockers down from me.
And... he's kind of...
he's kind of skinny.
He's weak.
And I started thinking
about my father...
and his attitude about...
about weakness.
And the next thing I knew...
I jumped on top of him
and started wailing on him.
And my friends, they just laughed
and cheered me on.
And afterwards...
when I was sitting
in Vernon's office...
all I could think about...
was Larry's father...
and