give up now.
You've worked hard for this.
What would happen to Ernest
if you leave? He needs you.
You can't lie on the beach all day
and pretend nothing's wrong.
"No man is an island," Jack.
What the hell does that mean?
No man is a woman, either. God.
Hello?
Really?
- They're safe.
- Great.
They found the others
at the Royal Saint Nicholas.
We'll be right there. Thank you.
All right, ladies,
let's hit the blackjack tables.
- I think we'll have a drink first.
- Yeah, you guys go ahead and go.
- All right. Let's party.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- Well, I guess my luck has changed, huh?
- I don't think so.
Hey, pal, where the hell did you go?
I was about to send your name to Ripley's.
Yeah, well, somebody stole our clothes.
And then Albert Schweitzer
over there panicked...
and we ended up taking a shortcut
through the suburbs.
I'm telling you, it was fruit city out there.
The bus leaves in five minutes, be on it...
or I'm sending those pictures
of you eating pork.
Gather the rest of our flock.
I'll round up the strays.
Okay, come on.
Come on, baby. Kiss it.
Come on. Mama feels good tonight.
- Number!
- Shoot, crap two. Line away.
Honey, that's over $1,000 already.
Don't you think it's time to quit?
Randy, I want to get to a place
where I don't care about money.
And I want you to get there with me.
Come on, red devil! Yeah!
Two crap two. Line away.
- Open up a line of credit.
- No! That's it. No more.
You gonna quit while you're down?
I thought you were a plastic surgeon.
You shave a couple of schnozzes,
and you can retire for life.
Listen, Doc. Let her have some fun.
The thing you do with women is...
buy them anything they want,
agree with whatever they say...
make them happy,
and jump them when they're not looking.
And you call that a philosophy?
How you doing tonight?
Looks like lady luck took a hike on you.
You ready to go home?
No, we've decided to stay here
for the rest of the week.
- You'll be paying for it the rest of your life.
- Honey, could you get me $1,000 in chips?
That's it. I think you're having
too much fun. Come on.
- So, the fireman.
- So, the middleman.
- How you doing?
- Not so good.
What a business, huh?
People are a pain in the ass.
People are all right.
It's the business I can't stand.
You look like a smart guy.
I don't know why you're knocking your
brains out in a shit hole like that, anyway.
Why don't you let somebody
put up a real hotel there?
- Like you?
- Could be.
I'd see to it that you got out of here safe
with a little money in your pocket besides.
What do you think?
- Hit me.
- Gonna hit an 18?
Twenty-one.
You're a little crazy. I like that.
- Keep playing.
- No, thanks.
Crazy, but I'm not stupid.
Thanks for the offer.
You're fired. Your luck is rotten.
- I'm fired?
- Nah, wait.
- Not your fault. You're not fired.
- Thank you, sir.
Now you're fired! Get out of here.
Can I get you a drink
while you're waiting for a new dealer?
Would you excuse me for one second?
- Can you do me a really big favor?
- No.
I got two chicks lined up over there
that are hot to trot.
I can't find my friend Barry anywhere.
I don't know where the hell he is.
- Can you join us?
- Are you insane? I'm a married man.
Yeah, nice marriage.
You just have to talk to them.
You just have to be nice. They love me.
We're in, I'm telling you.
We'll dance, have the time of our lives.
I'll go back to my room.
I'll get some weed.
Do you know what I'm saying?
This is the night. Okay?
Just go over and keep them occupied
for a couple of minutes. Go, go, go!
I'll be right back.
Barry!
Who's there? All right.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
We scored!
We scored!
The score of the century!
There's so much.
There's too much.
This is the wrong bag. This is...
This is a mistake. This is...
It's gonna take 20 years
to smoke this stuff.
I'm gonna get 20 years for this.
That's what's gonna happen.
Twenty years for a