because he still loves her.
But not romantically.
Like a sister.
He is so amazing.
And he's 17!
For being so famous
and used to getting everything
that you want,
he's just -
he's just so kind.
For real?
That's a lot
to say about someone
just knowing them a day.
I-I know that.
But I feel like
I've known him my whole life.
Anyway, um...
I just wanted to come by
and thank you.
I had the most magical day
of my life.
It wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for you.
It was that good, huh?
You're such a good friend.
The sting.
What sting?
You want a little mano a mano?
See, this is
one of the reasons
me and you aren't friends.
I never have any idea
what you're talking about.
Some dudes get the approach.
Others, the sting.
That ltalian dude.
He's big-time approach.
I actually feel my brain
turning into goo.
Embrace the sting.
That's what you're vibin'
from Lizzie.
Wait a minute.
Now, you actually think
that I'm jealous of Paolo?
Word.
Oh, no.
No, see, that would mean
that I like Lizzie
as more than a friend.
You and I
have trouble communicating?
You're wrong, man.
Whoa!
This girl looks freakishly
like my sister!
- Ow.
- Zoom! Zoom!
Another freakish coincidence.
I mean, she has the same
necklace as my sister's.
Huh.
Why do we even pretend
you're in charge?
- Let's see what this says.
Ow.
"lsabella goes blond.
Italian pop duo
Paolo and lsabella
wowed the crowd outside a shop
near the Trevi Fountain,
showing off lsabella's
new blond hair."
They must think that Lizzie
is this famous singer!
And if I show this to my mom,
Lizzie will be so busted!
If you show this to your mom,
it's worth nothing.
But if you show this
to the ltalian tabloids,
we will be rolling in cash,
my friend.
Interesting!
"We"?
Not up to toughing it out
on the streets with us?
Not up to toughing it out
on the streets with us?
I could try, Miss Ungermeyer.
No, I just hate seeing you
being denied
the cultural experience
of being in a foreign country.
You missed seven points
of historical significance
yesterday.
I know. It's really killing me
too, Miss Ungermeyer.
Which is why I thought
I'd bring you something
to help ease the pain, hmm?
Mmh, well, that's really
thoughtful of you.
Seeing as how
your teeny- tiny little body
doesn't have the strength,
we're gonna have to let
your mind do the wandering.
Ah!
"The Rise and Decline
of the Roman Empire," hmm?
I'd like one report on the rise
and one on the decline.
Ouch!
If I didn't have a headache
a minute ago, I do now.
You don't have a problem
with that, do you?
Um, no.
- What else do I have to do?
Why not
Take a crazy chance?
Why not
Do a crazy dance?
If you lose the moment
You might lose a lot
So why not?
Why not?
Why not
take a crazy chance?
Wow.
I am so grateful for your help.
You're doing a very kind thing
for lsabella.
Uh, Paolo, where are we?
Via Condotti.
One of the most expensive
shopping districts
in the world.
We must find you
the perfect outfit.
Ah!
Oh, hey, lsabella, Paolo!
Ciao!
Your hair is so blond
and, uh, innocent.
- Who did it?
- Um...
The island we were on
was really, really sunny,
so it was j-just the sun.
We must get sun, too, no?
Ciao, bella!
Ciao, Ciao, Ciao.
They are so tall!
- They all want to be you.
- They want to be lsabella.
Sit and I'll get Franca.
I will just be a moment.
Whoa! Take your time.
I'll just be sitting here
in heaven.
Hard as it is to imagine,
as we look at the ruins
of the Forum,
that this was once
the center of commerce,
religion, and politics
in ancient Rome.
All right, now,
the Forum came into being
in the sixth century B.C.,
and with it,
a new urban culture was born.
Uh, um, di-
Yeah, Craft?
Is it time for the spaghetti?
It's 9:00 in the morning.
So? You never had leftover
spaghetti for breakfast?
I don't eat carbs.
You never had
a spaghetti sandwich, either?
This cultural experience
is, like,