mind,
I will meet you tomorrow morning
at the Trevi Fountain at 9:00.
Hey, Gordon, McGuire,
did you not hear me say
"head check"?
15, 16.
Who are you?
Paolo Valisari.
Put your money
in your front pockets.
She makes me very scared.
Join the club.
Lizzie...
Ci vediamo,
What does that mean?
We will see each other.
Hey.
This Paolo and lsabella CD
isn't so bad.
I mean, if you're into
the Alanis Morissette-y,
alternative, dark,
like, brooding,
I-never-go-out-
and-my-life's-a-black-hole-
of-depression kind of thing,
you'd think they stink.
For driving-around-in-the-car-
with- the-top- down,
Ioving-life kind of thing,
they're good.
Here. Listen.
You don't have to sail
the ocean
Yeah, not bad.
You use scented soap, huh?
What?
Um, it -
N-Never - never mind.
So, Paolo wants me to meet him
at the Trevi Fountain tomorrow.
So go.
That would mean I would have to
sneak away from the group.
So?
I'm incapable of sneaking.
Weren't you the one that said
we were gonna have adventures
on this trip?
Yeah. We. We were
going to have adventures.
And we will.
It just so happens that
you have dibs on the first one.
Okay.
Just as long
as we don't do anything
that would get us tossed
on a plane home.
Uh. Unh.
Lizzie, are -
are you feeling okay?
Is this girl sick,
or isn't she?
She doesn't have a fever,
and yet she's in bed.
Ask yourself why
a beautiful young girl
on her first visit
to Rome,
probably seeking adventure,
wants to lie in bed
all day.
She's ill.
I heard she fell down
at graduation,
made a complete fool
out of herself.
I saw that on CNN.
CNN?
Often, the nervous system
collapses
after that type of humiliation.
Hmm.
Do you have
any recommendations?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This young woman
should stay in bed.
Uh, she - she should
also eat two apricots.
Oh, for digestion or...
No, they're in season.
Very delicious.
Feel better, Signorina McGuire.
You rest up, McGuire.
Don't want you to miss
all the adventures of Rome.
Uh, doctor, I have a boil...
Sorry.
Uno, due, tre,
- Tre,
- Tre,
Bene,
I-I just - I had them all wish
for you to come.
Hmm...
I don't have much time.
You know my chaperon -
Wait, wait, wait.
I have to show you something.
Sometimes the world
Is a valley
of heartaches and tears
- Come on.
And in the hustle and bustle,
no sunshine appears
But you and I have a love
always there to remind us...
Wow!
You should see Rome
the way Romans do.
So you knew
that I would come.
I hoped you would.
Are you sure you know
how to drive this thing?
This is Rome.
Nobody knows how to drive.
Volare
Oh, oh
Cantare
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Let's fly
way up to the clouds
Away from
the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow
of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy
peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion
and all disillusion behind
Just like birds
of a feather
And the rainbow together
we'll find
Volare
Oh, oh
Cantare
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoo!
Volare
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Cantare
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No wonder
my happy heart sings
Your love has given me
wings
No wonder
my happy heart sings
Your love has given me
wings
Wow!
I don't know what catastrophe
is going to happen in Rome,
but with Lizzie there,
something will.
What are you going to do
with that information?
Give it away, like you did
with the graduation video?
Hey! She was really
freaked out by that.
And you have what
to show for it?
The pride of a job well done?
Try buying a PS2 with
the pride of a job well done.
Oh!
Matt, Matt, Matt.
We've been over this
before. Cash up front.
Melina,
are you staying for dinner?
- I'd love to, Mrs. McGuire.
- Great.
We'll need extra energy to work
on our summer reading list.
In that case,
I'll make brownies.
Oh.
I've said it before.
You're weak. Weak!
Don't do anything
without consulting me first.
You rock.
Hey, Paolo,
can I ask you something?
Si, carina,
Um, I know that our lives
are a little different.