and Mr. Uef's mojo
- All right
- Deal
Uncle Vova!
You need to twist the 'tzapa'
The tzapa!
- Here, you do it!
- I can't. I am Chatlan
Get outta here!!!
Sure. Everybody's a Chatlan
full of advice!
No one wants
to work anymore...
- "Fool's Mate"
- Unfair play!
You thought up bad moves
for me on purpose!
Then use your own
brains to play
How can he use his own brains when
he's never seen these dolls before
- Not my problem. Give me my winnings
- No way
Uef, have you ever thought
that such a little Patzak...
...could be such a
materialistic piece of kyou?
Never.  I said, Fiddler isn't
needed. Just look at him!
Hey! Chief!
And you said 'tzapa'!
So, nobody there sings
in cages, really?
Mr. Be, on Earth
we only cage wild animals
Are Animals Chatlans?
I don't know
Similar, sort of...
- Are Nightingales Patzaks?
- Why Patzaks?
You said they never
sing in a cage
- Well, Patzaks then
- Ah! you see!
You there are overtly racist, too
Just like us here on Pluk
Only, the power belongs not
to Chatlans, but to Patzaks...
...like you and
your friend Nightingale
Let me...
Here, four gulps
Children first
That would be 6042 matchboxes
Fiddler, write it down
I did
You want some?
No
On the house
What do you think you're doing!
What about me?! Huh? Huh?
It's on me. 10 more boxes
Have some water too
'Kin-Dza-Dza!'...
- A boat!
- It's not a boat
- It's a luts station
- Let's fill up!
- Not here! - It's a machine
The next one has a woman
We'll give a performance,
she will give us a discount. Okay?
Stop slacking, uncle Vova
Now, my friend, let's move
Come on!
If this used to be a sea, why
aren't there any seashells?
Do you still have
seas on Earth?
We have seas, rivers,
and decent people, Mr. Uef
Barbarians!
I weep for you
" Mama, mama, what shall I do? "
" Mama, mama, how shall I live "
" I don't have no
warmer coat for winter "
" I don't have no
warmer underwear " - Koo!
It's a shame my boss can't
see me now. I'd get a raise
Hush Uncle Vova,
the lady is watching us
They took the woman away,
and put a machine in
Buy as much as you can, we'll
fly at least part of the way
Luts is only sold in one piece. It costs
10 chatles per charge, and we have only 7
- How far is the Center?
- 160 kilometers
Uncle Vova!
Uef has more chatles
In his right galosh
Hey! Chatlan!
Yes?
Take off your right clog
What for?
C'mon, koo! koo!
- Koo-oo?!
- Kyou! Pest!
Squat!
Why? They are not
Etsilops, are they
It's PG and his Patzak!
If you don't squat...
...That's etsikh
with nails for life!
- But who is he?
- Shh!
- Oh! Was it a video?
- Uh-huh... Holography, my friend!
The violin!
Easy! Stand still! Freeze!
And you said 'koo!'
It's not a blimp, you blockhead
It's the Last Breath of Mister PG
Nonsense!
How could one man breathe
so much air while dying?  Absurd!
Have you no fear of Heaven?
PG is alive, and I'm happy!
And I'm even happier!
There you go...
Okay, climb inside
- Plastic?
- No
Shouldn't there be a normal
entrance to this mall?
For the normal entrance, my dear
fellow, we'd have to pay in chatles
- Come on, let's go
- Get lost!
Fiddler! Patzaks go there
- What are they doing?
- It's Mister PG's 4th Pump
- I love PG very much
- I koo him even more!
Here they make
water out of luts
- What are they shouting?
- They are selling
- Selling what?
- Everything
Let's buy a gravitzapa!
Gravitzapa is in
another department
First we need to find
out Earth's Tenture
Yellow pants - koo twice!
Think! The diameter
of your planet's orbit
I don't remember
Fiddler, you do it
No! Fiddler isn't needed,
you do it!
Whatever
Specific weight of your
planet's core. Think!
Specific weight?
No, I can't remember
I see
The names of other planets in your
galaxy, as many as you know. Think!
Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, Venus...
Hey! My visualization crystal!
Where's the visualization crystal? Huh?!
Fiddler! Put it back!
I thought it was