you on Pluke alone.
Listen, uncle, set it for the past.
What did it take, 15 minutes
to glue the violin?
15 minutes.
Brother Patsak is coming with the sock.
Let him transfer the etsik for us.
Do you know where it is?
I know.
Go on then, show us.
Let's give them something else to do.
Everyone rest for half an hour!
Thank you, my friend.
Play, play, peasants.
Skripach! Time!
Once again you haven't transfered, Bastards.
Again. Get out.
Bollocks. It's better for us here than on Alpha.
Come on, drag them out.
Quickly, bring us the transfer machine.
Vladimir Nikoleavich!
You owe us eleven thousand boxes,
as Skripach has noted.
Eleven thousand and twenty.
I have a suggestion. Vova! We'll transfer
with you to the Supermarket now,
and after you've bought them all...
There won't be any 'after'.
We can only go to the Earth.
Forever?
Forever.
Me on a planet where they don't even know
who should squat in front of whom?
Take the gravitsapa and do what you want.
Uncle Uef. Uncle Bee. You'll meet so much there...
No, Gedevan! When a society has
no coloured trousers to differentiate class,
then there is no goal. And if there is no goal...
Brothers. Enough philosophising.
He's already made his choice.
Now, decide.
With us or not?
Here's the gravitsapa, ok?
Give it to him.
No point.
Well, let's say goodbye...
I got used to you, you know.
Me too.
Well, take care.
Friends, Patsaks!
Here's your sock, thank you. If you want...
Friend! Which is your system?
Let me have a look.
An ordinary system.
Press the button and go home.
Hi
Hi - what's new?
Manohin had a pipe burst at the factory.
How's the star schoolboy?
He's out playing...
Vovka, pop out for some bread - I forgot it, can you?
Have we enough macaroni?
Comrade...
How do I get to the Old Arbat?
That way, to the right.
Thank you.
...Skripach?
Uncle Vova?
...Skripach!
Uncle Vova!
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
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Kin-Dza-Dza!
Director: Georgiy Daneliya
-Ku-u-u-u
-Ku-u-u-u
-Y-y-y-y
-Hello
-Hello
-What is news?
-The tubes ripped at Manokhin's building object.
Song by TV:
"... dances & sings,
kisses everybody, who lives happy..."
Song by TV:
"Mama, Mama, what shall we do,
when the hard winter will come?"
Song by TV:
"I don't have a warm kerchief,
I don't have a winter coat..."
-Where is our "excellent" pupil?
-Our "excellent" pupil is going for a walk.
-Vovka, Go, buy bread, I forgot to buy it. OK?
Buy macaroni also...
-Comrade. That man says that he is E.T.
We need to do something.
-Call 03  (ambulance car).
-I'll call, but he is barefooted. He'll catch a cold.
-Hello!
-Hello!
-Excuse me, I smell bad. It's cold. I took this at iron box.
-Well done!
-Friend! Could you tell me number your planet in TENTURA
or number of your Galaxy in spiral?
-You see, I muddled up button & now I can return home.
-We don't know the number. We forgot, dear. The guy call to
directory inquiries  now, & we'll wait him in bakery, OK?
-While dress this...
-Thank you... Hear, friends! No bakery, no directory
inquiries!
-This is my planet... ULUZUM, 247 in TENTURA, Galaxy BETA in
spiral.
-This is a device for transference in space...
-What button do I need to press to move on my planet?
You see, the time is relative. Do you understand it at least?
-OK. I have a suggestion: we'll press a button & move on your planet.
If device will not work, you'll move with us, where we'll move you. OK?
-No! It's impossible.... You must know...
-Yes! It's possible...
-Ah, what do you see? Eh?
-Sand...
-It means, that the affair has done!..
-The billy goat with hole stayed there, didn't he? Eh?
-Calmly, calmly only...
-A Sun is here. A sand is here. Gravitation is here.
-Where are we? We're on Earth... or...
-Or?
-No! Lets think that we're on Earth at a desert... OK?
-Karakums? Eh? What deserts do we still have?
-Gobi, Sahara...
-Well, I said "we have"!
-We