Rusty, stop playing with the dog
and come and eat your lunch.
You're favorite, bologna and cheese.
"I've had some Ionely nights
"And I'll admit I cried sometimes
"Cause you were out of my life
"But then you called my name
"And you came back again
"I feel so inspired
"Kissing your lips of fire
"Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
"Sweet little boy of mine
"Come a little closer
"I want to show you
"What's on my mind
"Here in the night, here in the night
"Here in the night, together
"I want to show you
"Love so... warm and tender!"
Mom, my sandwich is wet!
They're all wet...
The dog went on the picnic basket!
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
"Going to take a ride
to the West Coast, kids
"Holiday Road!
"Holiday Road!
"Holiday Road!
"Holiday Road! "
Russ, look!
Excellent! They have a pool!
Aren't the woods beautiful?
Clark! Dinky needs
a long walk and a bath.
Rusty, take care of Dinky.
Dad, he bites!
Bite him back!
We would like three tents, please.
All right. That'll be $37.
$37 for three tents?!
They're very nice tents.
The price includes
scenery and wildlife fun.
This seems like a nice place,
and it has a pool.
All right.
Would you fill that out?
Clark W. Griswold.
Do you want my address?
Please.
What do you need my address for?
We like to send out mailers.
- I can't wait to get in!
- Me, too.
Let's go get our bathing suits.
Disgusting!
You're too cheap to pay
for a hotel room.
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
Edna, this is your tent.
This isn't very romantic.
I don't think there's enough room
for two in this sleeping bag.
Right now, we're one.
One heart beating for two.
Sparky, there's a wild animal.
Yes.
I know, I'm going for it, honey.
Get off!
Down! Go!
I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
I'll kill that dog!
What do you say, honey?
In spite of the problems,
it's fun isn't it?
No!
But with each new day there's new hope.
Kids, let's go!
We're losing daylight.
Did you walk him?
He took a big one
on Aunt Edna's blanket.
Good boy.
Help!
Go take care of Aunt Edna.
I'll take the leash.
Roll over, Dinky!
You're tearing my flesh!
Good morning, Edna.
Audrey, you're next.
No way, Josй!
What's the problem?
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna
last time. She smells like mothballs!
It's her turn.
For your information, Rusty slept
in his underpants last night!
Easy kids! Stop it!
Everyone into the car,
we leave in two minutes.
Or perhaps you don't want to see the
second-largest ball of twine on earth.
Which is only four short hours away.
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Where is it coming from?
Beats the heck out of me.
I've been looking for it since we left.
It's driving me crazy!
Dad, look behind you.
Now what have we done?
Will you hold my purse?
Just hold my purse!
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Get out of the car!
I don't think I was speeding.
Was I weaving or something?
Shut up, sir!
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your
skull with the butt of this revolver...
...faster than you could
say, "police brutality."
Officer, whatever it is I've done,
I'm sure I can explain.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Do you know what the penalty
for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir.
It's probably pretty stiff!
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
I tied him to the rear bumper
when I was packing the car.
It was very confusing,
I must've forgotten.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
How do you think that little dog feels?
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
But it is a shame.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
Poor little guy.
He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so.
Tough little mutt.
I was afraid you would
get pulled over, Clark.
You've been exceeding the speed
limit for thousands of miles!
Dad wasn't speeding.
The officer stopped us
because Dad...
He was speeding, Rusty!
No, he wasn't, Mom.
Listen to your mother!
I was speeding.
I was driving like a