...we'll be the first ones
to get out, too!
Why?
Because we're the Griswolds!
Come on, I'll race you!
Sorry, folks.
We're closed for 2 weeks...
...to clean and repair
America's favorite family fun park!
Clark! What are you doing?
We watch his program.
We buy his toys.
We go to his movies!
He owes us!
Doesn't he owe us, huh?
He owes the Griswolds, right?!
Fucking right, he owes us!
Clark, you're scaring me!
Don't be scared!
I just think someone owes us
an explanation, that's all!
Come on...
Clark, now just a minute!
Honey, will you check
the mileage, please?
Where are you going?
I'll be right back...
I'm just going to get
some sporting goods.
Clark, will you listen to me?
Let's just find a hotel.
I'll have my parents wire us money.
We'll fly home and forget
this vacation ever happened.
Relax. I told you I'm not angry
anymore, I'm in complete control.
They can't be repairing
every ride at the same time!
I think they owe us an explanation
and a little fun.
Whatever happens, just trust me.
Will you just trust me?
Sorry folks, the park's closed.
The moose outside should have told you.
Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
What is your name, sir?
Clark W. Griswold.
What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
It's a public... business...
summer inspection...
Personal matter.
Well, nobody notified
this office of anything!
Well, I'm notifying you.
I'll need more than that, sir.
Have you lost your mind?
Where did you get that?
At the sporting goods store.
You listen to me, fat ass.
You do what I say and there won't be
any problems, okay?
We drove 2,460 miles, just for
a little Roy Walley entertainment.
The Moose says you're closed.
I say you're open.
We're not really violent people.
This is our first gun.
No, it isn't.
What's going on here?
You! Freeze! Freeze!
Sit! Sit!
Lie down! Let's go, lie down!
Roll over!
Stay!
Okay! Let's ride! Let's ride!
Come on!
Stay!
This is scary isn't it?
You boys and girls make sure...
...you keep your hands on
the handlebars at all times.
We don't want any accidents!
Is that a real gun, Mom?
I don't know.
But when this is all over...
...your father may be going away
for a little while.
Boy, I sure am bushed!
Have you had enough yet, sir?
What do you mean "bushed"?
Where are the big rides?
The big ones?
Let's go. Get in the front.
Come on.
Has your father ever
killed anyone before?
Just a dog.
Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
Hey! You can't prove that, Rusty.
Rusty? May I call you Rusty?
I had a bad experience
on this ride once before.
What happened?
I threw up.
Now, don't do that again!
Goodie, goodie, goodie!
The Loop-D-Loop!
Come on, get in there.
Let's go, huh, kids?
Please, don't push!
Come on, Audrey.
Isn't this fun, honey?
That's not a real gun, is it, Clark?
What? Are you kidding?!
This is a Magnum P.I.!
It's a BB-gun!
Don't try me.
I could put your eye out with this.
You couldn't even break skin with that.
It could! It could break the skin.
It could put a lodge under the skin
and cause a bad infection.
That's an old wives' tale, Clark!
I'm telling.
See, I told you! I warned you!
If you wrecked the pants,
you'll pay for them!
Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.
Freeze!
Don't shoot!
Hands behind your heads!
Spread your legs!
Move up against the wall!
You two, over there!
It's just a BB-gun!
You are all under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.
Watch your hands, mister!
How many are there?
A lot of them?
Whatever they want...
We'll pay 'em! We'll pay 'em!
Tell me, what is going on?
Everything's under control, sir.
They are terrorists!
Where?
Them?
He treated me like a dog!
He humiliated me!
What did he do with your dog?
He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally,
but I gotta tell you...
...I had a great time on your rides.
It was the most fantastic
experience I've ever had!
I like the part where you go
really way up high...
I'm glad you liked it.
Now, what's happening?
That is