box at the funeral home?! Come on! It's raining all over her! She can't catch a cold now, Mom! Clark? We have to at least say something. Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads. Oh, God... Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair! Admit this good and decent woman into Thine arms and the flock... ...in Thine heavenly area up there. And Moab he laideth down behind the land of the Canaanites. And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma... Clark! I implore you, give her a break. Clark! Clark, this is a serious matter! I'll do it myself! Honey, I'm not an ordained minister! I'm doing my best, okay? Lord, we love this woman with all our hearts! Let's not overdo it, Mom! Shut up! We know she deserves better than this... ...but my husband wants his beloved family to get to Walley World... ...to have their vacation! I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul! Amen! Let's go! I hope you children have learned something about life and death! Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home! I think Normie will understand... ...when he sees the note we pinned on Edna's sleeve. Sure! You left his dead mother tied to a lawn chair in his backyard! I'm sure he won't mind! It's all over and done with! We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning. I don't want to be in the car anymore. I want to go home! I don't want to go to Walley World! Clark? Under the circumstances, I would rather we just go home. In retrospect, driving across country, has been one disaster after another! Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad! Maybe we can try it some other time. Walley World's overrated anyway. What do you think? I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest! It's a quest for fun. I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun. We're all going to have so much fucking fun... ...we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes! I have to be crazy. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit! Dad, do you want an aspirin or something? Don't touch! The next time you have one of your outbursts... ...I'd appreciate it if you'd have some consideration for your kids. What are you talking about? You don't know? All I know is I'm trying to treat my family to a little fun! Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk... ...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way... ...to see the world's largest ball of mud! You know what your problem is? You have an uncanny knack for looking at the dark side of things. That's your problem. You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you! Where are you going? What do you care? Are you waiting for someone? No! Do you mind if I sit down? Fancy seeing you here. Having a nice little family vacation? It would appear so, wouldn't it? No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential... ...I own this motel. I own the whole chain, nationwide. Twenty-two hundred units. Yeah, once a year, I travel across the country, incognito. Check things out, and see how the operation is running. I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA. That's an old bit, isn't it? Really. No, I'm not with the CIA. I was, but that was a long time ago. I don't like to talk about it. No, I'm mainly interested in my motels now... And my airline. That's great. I'm just trying to have a little fun. It's a shame you're married. I'm in the mood for some fun. Married? You mean those people I'm with? That's my brother's family. My brother's ring. I usually borrow them on these little inspection tours of mine. It helps to complete the disguise. It's fun for them. It's a good disguise. I like the station wagon effect. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Дневник его жены на английском - текст Готов! на английском - текст Пастораль на английском - текст Нашествие похитителей тел на английском - текст Ишь ты, масленица! на английском |