was doing you a favour.
I busted my ass for you.
- All because of this little thing.
- Give me that!
Take it. Just give me my reward
and I'm out of here.
Reward? Are you crazy? I should
sue you for everything you've got!
I'd like to see that.
I got nothing.
Excuse me.
- Hello?
- Hello, spencer? It's me, Ted.
It's for you.
- Hello?
- Spencer?
- Yes?
- It's Ted.
Hi, Ted.
I'm sure it's no surprise to you but diane's
officially turned down your agency.
- What?
- Mike and I are sorry it didn't work out.
- We really liked you.
- Get me Diane!
Well, after that meeting
she won't take your calls, ever.
Damn it!
You said you were me.
You beat sakamoto at tennis.
You blew it with Diane connors!
- That chick's a witch.
- I'll kill you!
You look like shit.
That hurt.
- I didn't lose your filofax, you did.
- I'll kill you!
Now just calm down.
- You ruined my life.
- I've been looking after you.
And you keep yelling at me.
Just give me my World series tickets
back and I'm out of here.
World series tickets?
Yeah, they're in your book.
Give me my tickets, man.
- These are the tickets?
- Yes.
- You must be a big baseball fan.
- I am.
Can't wait to go to the World series.
Listen to me.
You're coming with me and telling
everyone who you are and who I am.
I'd really like to help you out.
I've got a date with this beautiful girl
I'm taking to the World series.
I don't think so!
Don't bite the seat number.
Follow me.
I can taste the excitement.
Stop biting my tickets, all right?
All right.
This is a Lotus.
You know what this thing does?
This thing goes 160 miles an hour.
Over that.
This is a nice set of wheels.
Great, no keys.
Who needs keys?
Where can I get a pair of pants like that?
They come in different colours?
Hope this doesn't take long.
Can't miss the national anthem.
Shut up.
Second floor.
- Who are you, anyway?
- Fourth floor, fifth floor.
- I'm a car thief.
- Very funny.
No, really. I'm an escaped convict.
I broke out of prison to see the cubs
in the World series.
- I'm serious.
- Shut up.
Lovely.
Sakamoto will be here any moment.
No unsolicited comments...
- Diane connors?
- That's her.
- What are you doing here?
- Watch it, she bites.
What the hell's going on?
Didn't you get the message
that we are not interested
in you or your agency?
Tell her who you are.
I'm Jimmy.
Walter bentley's on teleconference.
Put him through.
I'm curious to hear what he has to say.
Good. I can explain everything.
Hello, Diane. You're looking good.
Look, I want to apologise for...
spencer!
Walter, thank God.
What the hell are you doing there?
You look awful.
Like a bum at a costume party.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Like he looks great.
How the hell could you come up
with this honey nut bakery slogan?
They've already printed the billboards.
"Check out those buns."
What buns?
- These buns!
- I like that.
I don't think your corporate and
personal problems are our concern.
You have screwed up
in every possible way.
Walter, it wasn't me.
That's not spencer, Walter.
I'm disappointed in you.
What's happening?
Beats the hell out of me.
If you think that you are getting
that promotion, forget it.
You failed... totally!
Hey, all he did was lose his book.
I'm the one that screwed up.
- Who's this guy?
- I'm Jimmy.
It's true. All you do is talk.
Push people around.
You know what? It really pisses us off.
Spencer, I want you back here in 12 hours.
- This is a mistake.
- Listen to me.
You're the mistake.
I'm the mistake.
In the last two days,
I've been mugged.
I've been thrown into garbage,
I've been put in jail, my wife has left me.
All because of this account.
I've been obsessed.
The same way I've been obsessed
with every account I've gotten for you.
- All I do is work.
- Work! Weekends, holidays.
When I'm not working...
I don't know who I am.
I don't know what to do or think.
- I hate my life.
- It stinks.
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