name"?
Nickname.
Nickname? Yes.
Yeah. Nickname.
My real name Alexis.
What is your name? I'm
Jonathan. Jonathan Moore.
I am, uh, 24. How old
are you? I'm, uh, 23.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I would have thought
you were about... 18.
Oh, no. No, I'm...
I'm 23.
I like boys
who are 17, 18.
I do not like
hairy chests.
I like, uh, smooth skin.
And tight,
18-year-old bodies.
I'm 18.
But you just said...
No, I-I know, I'm sorry. I lied.
Look, I got a passport here.
It says I'm... I'm 18.
Like, I can prove it.
I got... It is not
necessary to show papers.
Oh.
I believe you.
Stupid, huh?
You are
a "weer-gin," yes?
"Weer-gin"? L...
A "weer-gin. "
You are not yet
being with woman?
Virgin! Me? Yes.
No. Geez.
No, God, I...
I've been with, you know, 30,
40, ya kinda lose track. Kinda.
I like, um, "virgins. "
It is so exciting
to me, to touch boy...
the way no woman
ever touch him before.
It is
a feeling of power.
I gotta be honest with you.
I am a "weer-gin. "
L... I, uh,
I've been close a couple times, but I
- I've never actually...
Then, um, that is
second lie, Jonathan.
Do not let
there be a third.
I would kill or die
to make love to you.
- That's not a lie.
- I know.
Hotel La Splendide, yes? Uh, yes.
Don't take it
literally.
I'll just, uh, check to see...
Yeah?
Remember Manolo, the guy I
told you about? He's here.
So I... I'll just go talk
to him, f... Relax, okay?
Okay?
Do not be too long.
Right. All right.
Hey, where's Heidi?
- It's over.
Shh!
What happened?
Chemistry wasn't there.
She wasn't Swedish!
She was Swiss.
Listen.
Could you help me out?
You have to take off
for a little while.
You got a girl?
Girl? I got a woman.
Her name is Sasha,
and she's Czechoslovakian.
Come on. Czechoslovakian?
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't rush.
Does she have a friend?
Hey, no offense, amigo, but she
likes guys who look like Bambi.
I mean, I can't be seen
with Carlos the Terrorist.
Oh, man... Why don't you check
out the Eiffel Tower or something?
I saw it already.
See it again.
You must be Manolo.
You must be Sasha.
You must be going.
Mon crayon
est large.
This crayon?
That crayon, that's right.
Mm. You are
beautiful lover.
Really?
Was I, uh...
okay for you?
Mm, you were okay.
Oh, you were great.
'Cause I didn't really know
what... I mean, what I was doing.
Yes, I noticed.
You noticed.
Would you like me
to teach you?
Well, if you've got the time... Yeah.
We are so different,
you and I.
You are so...
American.
And you are so...
Czechoslovakian.
So. I will
teach you Europe.
And I will
teach you America.
And I will
teach you love.
I've been searchin'
through my life
For the sun
to shine my way
This is "Chateau Margaux. "
It's very old.
Very smooth.
You sip it slowly.
That is Europe. Salud. Cheers.
And only through my words
Could you ever hear me say
This is a root beer float.
It's cold and sweet.
It's smooth,
yet effervescent.
You slurp it quickly.
That is America.
You "slurp"?
Slurp.
What is "slurp"? Slurp. You suck it.
And it's never too late
To leave the light on
No, it's never too late
Never to leave
the light on
Tomorrow new beginnings
And yesterday will fade
Wrong or right on, baby
There's just you and me
to say
How we found each other
Wejust found the open door
And it's never too late
Never too late at all
No, no, it's never too late
Never too late at all
All over the world,
I have been accused...
of many terrible,
terrible things.
But I am innocent,
I tell you. Innocent.
In my country,
I am considered a hero.
A hero?
A hero.
There has been
a change of plans.
We must go
to your hotel.
To my hotel? Shh! Please. Say no more.
This is great.
I wish it did not
have to end so quickly.
What do you mean?
I am leaving tomorrow.