got thrown off
the basketball team.
I flunked chemistry.
I'm on, uh, academic probation.
- How did this happen?
- I'm supposed to get A's.
- At least, that's what I was told.
- The only reason...
I loaned this "jerknut"
college money...
was so he could get straight A's
and go to Harvard Business School.
- This isn't supposed to happen.
- Yes, sir.
We talked to the, uh, that Brainard guy,
the chemistry professor.
Now, either he did not
understand us, or he forgot.
The-The boy knew we were having
persuasion problems, sir.
I have a science requirement,
you morons!
Quiet.
We'll have to get the "F"
changed to an "A."
It won't work. This guy? He
doesn't live in the real world.
- He has principles.
- Get something on him...
that we can use to force him
to change the kid's grade.
When a man says he has
principles, what he means is...
he can't be bought cheap.
Hmm. Hmm.
Adding 500 milligrams...
crystallized flubber
to common hand cream.
Stirring in solution.
Hmm.
Hmm. I just need one
spherical test subject.
Mm. Perfect.
Yeah. Now, about two--
Applying flubber
in a solution...
externally to golf ball.
All right. Very good.
Evenly over the entire surface.
Kinetic test number one.
Oh. Oh! Oh!
Ooh! Ah!
Are you all right?
All right.
Applying light coating
of flubber...
to surface of bowling ball.
All right.
Oh. Very good.
- Right in the head.
- That golf ball was really moving.
- How'd he do that?
- I don't know.
Commencing kinetic energy
test number two.
Controlling horizontal momentum.
Commencing now.
Hit the deck!
This definitely has applications
in the field of sports.
Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
Oh!
What?
Fluid flubber...
with a convenient
spray applicator.
It's clogged. Hmm.
- You seen enough?
- Plenty.
All right, after the bowling
ball hits, we break for the car.
Oh, wait a minute.
You can adjust it.
Go!
Oh, damn! Oh!
- Yes! Weebo?
- Yes, sir?
- It's gonna work.
- I hope so.
Now, let me show you how.
I connected the accelerator
to a sliding shutter.
If I press down on the accelerator,
it releases the gamma rays,
and that increases the thrust.
Ah. Listen to that baby chirp.
Now, the steering wheel
controls lateral motion.
- Mm-hmm.
- If you turn right,
- Okay.
- it'll steer right.
- Ah! Turns right.
- Turn the wheel left, it steers left.
So, it functions a lot like
a normal automatic shift...
- with drive, park, neutral, reverse.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- It's that easy. See, Weebo?
- Professor!
- Weebo?
- Help! Let me out!
- Oh, Weebo!
- Professor!
- Oh!
- What were you doing in there?
- Flirting with the alternator.
- Hope you didn't touch anything.
It's not the time to play. We're about
to make a major breakthrough.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah. I think we're ready.
- Weebo?
- Yes?
What do you say
we take her for a ride?
- Fly me to the moon!
- That's it. That's the spirit.
We'll fly over to Sara's house,
park this baby on the roof,
and then maybe she's
gonna change her tune.
You know, maybe you should
just go without me.
- Why?
- Because I get carsick.
- Oh, come on.
You're not gonna blow chips.
- No?
- You don't have a stomach.
- I have a queasy gyro.
Now get over it. This is not
about cars. This is about Sara.
- Now get in here.
- No!
- Now.
- All right.
Oh! We're fine now.
- Ah! Out into the world.
- Okay, here we go.
Look at this! Let's see
what this baby will do!
Oh! It works!
- Yes, it does.
- I'm psyched!
Oh, boy.
- You know what this means, Weebo?
- What?
I'll never have
to buy tyres again.
Ah. Let's see what's
on the radio, Weebo.
Ho! Latin!
Bam ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum
Bum ba-bum ba-bum
Hey!
Bum-bum be-bum bum
Right turn.
Whoa! Yes!
Huh? Huh? Oh!
Ah! We're fine.
Whoa! Oh.
- It's all right. I saw it.
- I don't think so.
Weebo, there is
nothing to worry about.
Oh-- Mayday!
Come on. Easy.
Oh! Sorry.
First-time flyer. Shh!
I'm very sorry!
Hang on, Weebo!
Oh! Ha, ha,