burned-out old hash-head.
Wonder Twins power activate.
It's been interesting.
Thanks.
You need it more than I do.
- Wow. Thank you. I, uh-
- [Rattling]
[Sniffs]
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Who's up for Texas, boys?
Lump was l/mp and lonely
and needed a shove
Lump sl/pped on a k/ss
and tumbled /nto love
She spent her 20s
between the sheets
L/fe l/mped along
at subson/c speeds
- She's lump, she's lump
She's /n my head
- Hi.
[Both Giggling]
- Hey-
- She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
- Yeah!
- She m/ght be dead
- [Laughing]
- Ah
Bah
Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bah
- Yes!
- Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
[Er/c]
Thank you for the blue balls, lad/esl
[Cont/nues]
Harr/son Ford
/s the greatest actor of all t/mel
In the history of cinema?
He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
- Deckard from Blade Runner.
- Yes. Exactly.
Greatest actor of all time.
He's never done a bad mov/e.
[Eric] Does that sign say "electric fence"?
Watch this. Ready?
[Electr/c/ty
S/zzl/ng]
Is th/s lump outta my head
Let's just hope she's still here.
[Hutch Mutter/ng]
Oh, she'll be here.
[Linus Laughs]
Give her a taste of that white chocolate.
What do you think?
- [Laughing]
- Oh, my God.
- 'Toid me.
- You ready?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nice.
- Go get her.
- [Laughing]
[R&B]
[Man Vocal/z/ng]
Where have you been
all my l/fe, sweet baby
G/rl, I've been wa/t/ng
For a wh/le now
- Hi there.
- Yes, I have
- Oh, my God!
- There's a star /n the sky
That sh/nes br/ghtly on you
When that pretty dress
that you're wear/ng
- Makes you so fine
- [Window Squeaking]
Rogue Leader, I presume?
Red 6?
Let me just put my glasses on.
What the hell?
You're a kid.
You're 12.
- I'm 10.
- You're 10?
- [Screams]
- I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile!
- [Muffled] I'm a pedophile!
- Give us a moment, please.
I have to leave this state at once.
- [Hutch] Yea! Yea!
- [Crying]
That was fantastic.
We drove a thousand miles, Windows.
A thousand.
For what?
So you can get funky
with Strawberry Shortcakes?
It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex.
Relax. We're gonna sit down.
We're gonna put on our thinking caps.
- And we're gonna get a better plan.
- [Er/c] No, /t's-
I have to be back by Monday.
I haven't told you guys this yet, but my-
My dad gave me the company.
- Hey!
- Thanks, man.
Yeah, the whole thing.
The whole thing is mine now.
[Mimicking Eric]
What's the new game plan?
Let's get in the van
and get the hell out of here.
- This is just a minor setback.
- It's a minor setback for you.
I live in the real world, okay?
I have to go back to work.
You have to go back
to... your mom's garage.
[Inhales]
- It's a carriage house.
- It's a garage, man.
- Say it again.
- It's a garage.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [W/ndows] Guysl
- Holding my schlong!
- Okay! Okay.
- [W/ndows] Harry Knowles.
- [Er/c] Harry who?
- Hello.
- This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric.
H/s Web s/te "A/n't /t Cool News"
/s l/ke every geek's homepage.
Which one of you's Windows?
Me.
I'm Windows.
- Nice to meet you-
- [Guys] Ohl
- Back off!
- [Screaming]
- Oh, God!
- Ohh!
- Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass.
- [Screams]
Now, you listen to me, perv.
If you ever e-mail my niece again,
I will hunt you down like a T-1000.
Okay, Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay.
- You will release my friends.
- Back!
We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch.
Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans.
We were gonna break in
and steal Ep/sode I, that's it.
That is the stupidest thing I've heard
since Schumacher put nips on Batman.
- Ohh!
- These aren't the droids you're looking for,