Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope"'
They've got Indy stuff.
Thermal detonator.
I think I'm gonna cry.
Hey. They got Willow's spell book!
You know, Willow?.
Little guy?.
Magical-
"Kaiya."
Who cares about Willow?.
Look at this.
"Throw me the idol. "
Guys, look at this.
"We've got bad dates."
One kaddam for the Hebrew god.
We have a breach in the archive room.
Breach in the archive room.
You know, no matter
how you felt about the guy...
Vader embraced his fate.
He faced death head-on.
No one moves.
Subjects have been located.
Requesting backup.
Please step away from Lord Vader.
Dude, what's up with the outfits?.
Company policy.
You wanna work here,
you gotta wear the suit.
Carl, you make us wear the suit.
- Run?.
- Run.
- Run.
- Zoe!
-Just go!
- I'm not leaving without her.
- What, areyou crazy? It's three against one!
Never tell me the odds.
- There can be only one.
Time for you to get mauled, boy.
- I'm good.
- Go!
- Let's go!
Man down! Man down!
- Stop! Don't move!
Run!
Subjects are fleeing to the west corridor!
- Go, go, go!
- Stop!
Go, go!
Come on!
Hmm. Yoda says going up you are.
- In!
- Get in! Get your ass in there!
- Hurry!
- Let's go!
- Move it! Over there!
- Over there! Let's go!
That was awesome!
Where the hell are we?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Um, you guys don't think that the, um-
We are in George Lucas's trash room.
Don't be ridiculous, okay?.
The walls are not gonna close in on us.
- Holy-
- Jesus!
- Let's fortify the walls with this.
- Do it!
- Um, girls?.
- Goddamn you, walls!
Girls!
That'd be the air duct.
- And that there's the exit.
- Yeah, the exit.
- And you guys are the big pussies.
- I knew.
"3PO!
We're all right!"
- Guys, this way!
- Yikes!
- Check in here.
This one's clear.
- Damn it, shut up!
I thinkwe lost 'em, right?.
Yeah, we lost them for now, but we
cannot run around this place all night.
Guys!
We're in the motherboard.
We're in.
- George Lucas's office.
- George Lucas's office!
Holyshit. Oh, wow.
We're- We're-
- Oh, my God.
- We're in the motherboard.
You guys need to see this.
You guys need to see this. Look.
- Holy Hoth!
- I think this is it. I think this is it.
- Oh, my God.
Play it. Play it.
Hey, get over here.
Come on.
- The crawl!
The crawl!
- Oh, my God.
Come on! Come on!
- Here you are.
- Yeah.
That hooker in Vegas gave me something.
What?.
The truth.
I'm in love with you and, uh-
I love you too.
- Stand back.
- Okay, on your feet!
- Us?.
- Yeah! Come on up! On your feet!
- Get on outta here! Come on!
Now! Get on your feet!
Yeah, get on your feet!
Who the hell are these people?.
- And line up against the wall, all of you!
- Back against the wall!
Get up! What are you talkin' about?. Hey!
Step awayfrom the Millennium Falcon
and line up against the wall.
- Now!
- Oh.
- Oh, God.
- Linus, what are you doing, man?.
I'm feeling crazy right now.
- Dude, do you have any idea
how valuable that thing is?.
- Not a good idea.
Put it down. Come on.
Put it down now!
You guys stand up against the wall,
or I will smash this thing into a billion pieces!
I will.
I will smash this!
- No.
- What, you think I won't?.
- No, I don't.
- No, you don't, you think that I won't...
or, no, you don't, you think that I will?.
- The first one.
- I'm confused. Who's doing what now?.
- You tell me.
- It doesn't matter.
Because ifhe puts down the Millennium
Falcon, I will smash this training remote...
erasing it from history.
- Come on, guys. Let's rethink this.
- Shut up, Windows!
-Who's doing what?.
-Put down the Millennium Falcon
and the training remote...
or l will destroy this puppet.
- Craig! You can't!
- Shut up, Barry.
- Put down Master Yoda!
- You put yours down, damn it!
- I can't do it!
- All right, everybody shut up!
- Oh!
Swear to God, this little ewok
is going up in flames! I'll do it.
- Do it. Go ahead. Burn it.
- I will.
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