cool.
Afraid it's too late for that, ese.
Our midnight entertainment bailed.
Time to pay for that drink.
Oh, dear God.
We're gonna die up here, aren't we?.
We have to strip to Menudo?.
You got a problem with Menudo?.
Now, take it off!.
That's it, man!
""Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"'
You want some Swayze action, bitches?.
Yeah!
You like that, huh?.
- Whoo!
Whoo!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna like it!
He's got one ball.
Un testiculo.
- Oh, that's disgusting.
Okay, I had a...
torrid lightsaber battle
went wrong when I was a child.
All right, all right, all right.
Show's over, fellas.
- You boys took a wrong turn?.
- Our car broke down.
The Chief can fix it.
The Chief?.
This is some kick-ass guac
you whipped up, man.
- I feel funny.
- Tingly.
- I feel good.
- Karate is cool.
Guys, I don't thinkwe're eating...
your everyday garden-variety guacamole.
I got recipe from Emeril.
Avocado, onion,
chopped garlic- Bam!
- Bam!
- Bam!
And the Chief's secret ingredient.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, myGod.
Oh, myGod.
- What?.
- What?.
- There's an ewok right beside you.
Oh, wow. She's humping your leg.
It's humping your leg.
She's humping your leg.
I love you.
Wahh!
Death is but a path to life,
a passage to the stars...
to the universe.
I know what you mean.
You mean the Force.
The Force.
Guys, my dad is
gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday.
Putz. Screw it, man.
- No!
-Join me, Son.
Come to the Dark Side.
- The Dark Side.
- No! No!
Rogue Leader.
What the hell you doing, man?.
You're poking me.
Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay?.
It's just my R2.
My lucky R2.
Man,you wish you had
the height and girth of D2.
- Yeah!
- Wow!
Hah! Van!
Son of a whore!
The Buce is back.
The Chief fixed it while you were asleep.
The Chief fixed it.
Is he around?. Can we thank him?.
He's the Chief.
You're the Chief, aren'tyou?.
- Why didn't you say so?.
- The Chief likes to refer to
himself in the third person.
It causes confusion,
especiallywith the bitches.
Well, you're cool as balls,
you burned-out old hash-head.
WonderTwins power activate.
It's been interesting.
Thanks.
You need it more than I do.
- Wow. Thank you. I, uh-
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Who's up forTexas, boys?.
Lump was limp andlonely
and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss
and tumbled into love
She spent her 20s
between the sheets
Life limped along
at subsonic speeds
-   She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
- H i.
- Hey-
-   She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
- Yeah!
-   She might be dead
-   Ah
Bah
Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bah
- Yes!
-   Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Thank you for the blue balls, ladies!
Harrison Ford
is the greatest actor of all time!
In the history of cinema?.
He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
- Deckard from Blade Runner.
- Yes. Exactly.
Greatest actor of all time.
He's never done a bad movie.
Does that sign say "electric fence"?.
Watch this. Ready?.
Is this lump outta myhead
Let's just hope she's still here.
Oh, she'll be here.
Give her a taste of that white chocolate.
What do you think?.
- Oh, my God.
- 'Toid me.
- You ready?.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nice.
- Go get her.
Where have you been
all my life, sweet baby
Girl, I've been waiting
For a while now
- Hi there.
-   Yes, I have
- Oh, my God!
-   There's a star in the sky
That shines brightly on you
When that pretty dress
that you're wearing
- Makes you so fine
Rogue Leader, I presume?.
Red 6?.
Let me just put my glasses on.
What the hell?.
You're a kid.
You're 12.
- I'm 10.
- You're 10?
- I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile!
- I'm a pedophile!
- Give us a moment, please.
I have to leave this state at once.
- Yea! Yea!
That was fantastic.
We drove a thousand miles, Windows.
A thousand.
For what?.
So you can get funky
with Strawberry Shortcakes?.
It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex.
Relax. We're gonna sit down.