purse?
Yep. As I thought...
scanner reads "douche bag. "
Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet.
Unbelievable!
Snikt! Snitk!
Come on, bub!
Attack, you cowards!
That's an order!
- Hutch!
- Cover me, W/ndowsl
Evasive maneuvers!
Evasive maneuvers!
- My ear!
- Ha-ha!
Nighty-night, Spock-sucker.
Beam this, bitch!
Time-out!
I call time-out! Time-out!
- Disable their vehicle.
- Get in! Go!
Get /n the vanl
Get /n the vanl
Disable the vehicle.
Kill the Star-roids!
Get theml
Han Solo is still a bitch!
Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch.
Yeah!
Hey, Bottler, hit 'em
with the pressed ham!
Klingon to this.
Kha-a-a-an!
Kha-a-a-an!
Whoo!
I took that Vulcan down hard.
I rolled him into the dirt
like he was my frickin tauntaun.
Tauntaun, my ass. If /t wasn't for me,
you guys would all be dead.
What fight were you watch/ng?
I was channel/ng the emperor.
The emperor? I don't remember the emperor
crapp/ng h/s robe and scream/ng "t/me-out. "
- Oh, my God. That's right.
- There is such a thing as time-out.
I can feel
your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out.
All right. Time-out.
We had to take your van, Hutch.
I have access to literally
thousands of vehicles...
but we had to take your van.
Yeah, well, I had a spare tire...
but some tardo took it out
to make some room for his grappling hook.
What? We're on a covert operation.
How can you be on a covert operation
without a grappling hook?
Oh! Wait.
What /n Greedo's name /s that?
Talk about a wretched h/ve
of scum and v/lla/ny.
Hmm.
You guys stay right here.
I'll take care of this.
How you doing, fellas?
Hi, fellas.
So our car broke down
a couple of miles back.
Is there anyone you know who can help us?
No.
Can I have some water?
Yeah, a glass of water, please.
Great.
Pirate teeth.
Pirate teeth.
- P/rate teeth. Don't.
- Thank you.
A hundred bucks.
For a glass of water?
That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pay that.
Sure you will.
Hell, no. Hell, no.
Back up, buddy. Back off.
Word to the wise, ese.
- Oohl - Drop the tough-ass
biker routine before I get angry.
And you won't like me when I'm angry.
Hmm, I think I would.
- Hutch, let's not do this.
- Hutch, maybe-
Nah. Nah. Nah.
This guy wants
to dick with me, fine. I can dick.
I used to rape guys 15 times
your size in prison.
So you best back off...
- or, so help me God, I'm gonna
pound your ass so hard- - Oh, Jesus.
- No. Hutch.
- What?
- There's k/nd of a th/ng /n th/s bar. L/ke that.
- See?
Lxnay on the ass pound/ng.
A hundred dollars?
That's cool.
Afraid it's too late for that, ese.
Our midnight entertainment bailed.
Time to pay for that drink.
Oh, dear God.
We're gonna die up here, aren't we?
We have to strip to Menudo?
You got a problem with Menudo?
Now, take it off!
That's it, man!
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
You want some Swayze action, bitches?
Yeah!
You like that, huh?
Whoo!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna like it!
He's got one ball.
Un testнculo.
Oh, that's d/sgust/ng.
Okay, I had a...
torrid lightsaber battle
went wrong when I was a child.
All r/ght, all r/ght, all r/ght.
Show's over, fellas.
- You boys took a wrong turn?
- Our car broke down.
The Chief can fix it.
The Chief?
This is some kick-ass guac
you whipped up, man.
- I feel funny.
- Tingly.
- I feel good.
- Karate is cool.
Guys, I don't think we're eating...
your everyday garden-variety guacamole.
I got rec/pe from Emer/I.
Avocado, onion,
chopped garlic- Bam!
- Bam!
- Bam!
And the Chief's secret ingredient.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- What?
- What?
There's an ewok right beside you.
Oh, wow. She's hump/ng your leg.
It's hump/ng your leg.
She's hump/ng your leg.
I love you.
Wahh!
Death /s but a path to I/fe,
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