Greedo's name is that?
##[ Country Western ]
[ Hutch Coughs ]
Talk about a wretched hive
of scum and villainy.
Hmm.
You guys stay right here.
I'll take care of this.
How you doing, fellas?
Hi, fellas.
So our car broke down
a couple of miles back.
Is there anyone you know who can help us?
No.
[ Coughing ]
Can I have some water?
Yeah, a glass of water, please.
Great.
[ Bikers Laughing ]
Pirate teeth.
Pirate teeth.
- Pirate teeth. Don't.
- Thank you.
A hundred bucks.
For a glass of water?
That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pay that.
Sure you will.
Hell, no. Hell, no.
Back up, buddy. Back off.
Word to the wise, ese.
- [ Bikers ] OohI
- Drop the tough-ass biker
routine before I get angry.
And you won't like me when I'm angry.
Hmm, I think I would.
- Hutch, let's not do this.
- Hutch, maybe-
Nah. Nah. Nah.
This guy wants
to dick with me, fine. I can dick.
I used to rape guys 1 5 times
your size in prison.
So you best back off...
- or, so help me God, I'm
gonna pound your ass so hard-
- Oh,Jesus.
- No. Hutch.
- What?
- There's kind of a thing in this bar. Like that.
- See?
[ Windows ]
Ixnay on the ass pounding.
[ Exhales ]
[ Lips Smack ]
A hundred dollars?
That's cool.
Afraid it's too late for that, ese.
Our midnight entertainment bailed.
Time to pay for that drink.
##[ Latin Pop ]
Oh, dear God.
We're gonna die up here, aren't we?
[ Whistling,
Cheering ]
We have to strip to Menudo?
You got a problem with Menudo?
Now, take it off!.
[ Cheering ]
That's it, man!
''Nobody puts Baby in a corner!''
You want some Swayze action, bitches?
Yeah!
You like that, huh?
- [ Bikers Cheering ]
- Whoo!
Whoo!
[ Cheering,
Whistling ]
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna like it!
- [ Cheering Stops ]
- [ Bottle Drops ]
[ Man ] He's got one ball.
Un testiculo.
- Oh, that's disgusting.
- [ Bikers Booing ]
Okay, I had a...
torrid lightsaber battle
went wrong when I was a child.
All right, all right, all right.
Show's over, fellas.
[ Bikers Chattering ]
- You boys took a wrong turn?
- Our car broke down.
The Chief can fix it.
The Chief?
This is some kick-ass guac
you whipped up, man.
##[ Rhythmic Pounding
Continues ]
- I feel funny.
- Tingly.
- [ Echoing Whisper] I feel good.
- [ Echoing ] Karate is cool.
- [ Laughing ]
- ##[ Continues ]
[ High-pitched Laughing ]
Guys, I don't think we're eating...
your everyday garden-variety guacamole.
[ Man ]
I got recipe from Emeril.
Avocado, onion,
chopped garlic- Bam!
- Bam!
- Bam!
And the Chief's secret ingredient.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- What?
- What?
- There's an ewok right beside you.
- [ Ewok Purring ]
##[ Continues ]
Oh, wow. She's humping your leg.
It's humping your leg.
She's humping your leg.
I love you.
Wahh!
Death is but a path to life,
a passage to the stars...
to the universe.
I know what you mean.
You mean the Force.
[ Man ]
The Force.
[ Warped, Distorted Voice ] Guys, my dad is
gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday.
[ Distorted Voice ]
Putz. Screw it, man.
- No!
-Join me, Son.
Come to the Dark Side.
- The Dark Side.
- No! No!
- [ Screams ]
- [ Gasps ]
[ Moaning ]
Rogue Leader.
What the hell you doing, man?
You're poking me.
Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay?
It's just my R2.
My lucky R2.
Man,you wish you had
the height and girth of D2.
[ Door Shuts ]
- [ Hutch ] YeahI
- [ Windows ] WowI
[ Laughing ]
Hah! Van!
Son of a whore!
The Buce is back.
The Chief fixed it while you were asleep.
The Chief fixed it.
Is he around? Can we thank him?
He's the Chief.
You're the Chief, aren't you?
- Why didn't you say so?
- The Chief likes to refer to
himself in the third person.
It causes confusion,
especially with the bitches.
[ Laughs ] Well, you're cool as balls,
you burned-out old hash-head.
Wonder Twins power activate.
It's been interesting.
Thanks.
You need it more