skills back then. You should've stuck with it, brother. Yeah. I would've been broke and living in my parents' garage. - It's a carriage house. - Right. I know it is. I have something else that you guys might wanna check out. Well, what have we got here? Ohio to Califor- Is this what I think it is? [ Eric ] Linus laid the whole thing out in fifth grade. I figure it's time for another epic journey, isn't it? What's your game plan? We storm the ranch, or we die trying. Yeah. Well, you guys were all about this at the party. - We were six Zimas to the wind at the party. - Drunk. Come on. You even said the Rogue Leader has connections inside the ranch, right? Rogue Leader? Please, man. Windows never even met him. - Her! - Him. - Maybe it's time that he does. - Dude, this is a suicide mission, man. Why would we even try anything like this? For Linus. - [ Whines ] - Huh? [ Crunches ] No. - [ All ] No? - No. I'm not going. Aw, Linus, you've got to go. This is a conquest for the ages. Our names shall become legend... spoken in hushed tones by nerds across the galaxy. And we'll get laid. [ Grunting ] #More than we've ever been laid ## - Okay, please stop that. - Sorry. I was getting into that. [ Sighs ] I just don't wanna go with Opie over there. [ Clears Throat ] Check this out, man. Floor plans to the Lucas Ranch. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Are you kidding? How did you get these? My life partner, Rogue Leader, she can break us in, man. The question you got to ask yourself is... ''Do you have the nut sack to go through with it?'' [ Muttering ] If I do this, it doesn't change anything. I'll grab my suitcase and some Big League Chew. - Yes! - ThunderCats! Ho! - Told you. I knew he'd go. - Stop humping. Please stop humping. Just high five. - Oh, God. I' m Jabba the Hump. - Oh, goddamn it. - Chewie! - Chewie! Damn it! Wait a second. Whoa. What the hell's Chewie? It's the same rules as shotgun. Either way, I always lose. - Furball, you do the honors? - Yeah. [ Motor Whining, Whooshing ] Strap in, fellas. [ All Shouting ] WhooI What the hell, Hutch? It's all Rush. - Ever want a little variety? - Rush is variety, bitch. - [ Speaker Squeaks ] - [ Eric ] OhI Rule number one: in my van, it's Rush. All Rush, all the time. No exceptions. Rule number two: nobody touch the red button. And I mean never touch the red button. Most importantly, rule number three.: there's no jerking it in my van. What? - Fine. - [ Linus, Eric Laughing ] [ Hutch ] Don't roll your eyes at me, Admiral Jackbar. ''Established in 1 985... ''the Skywalker Ranch is the headquarters... of George Lucas's filmmaking empire.'' So according to Rogue Leader's map... our best odds for finding the film is in here- the main house. Oh, my God. That place is legendary. And we meet Rogue Leader at a coffee shop in Texas Wednesday, 3:00 p.m. sharp. - Mm-hmm. - She's gonna give us absolutely everything we need... - to get into the compound. - Nice. White chocolate finally gets to meet his dream girl. - OhI - [ Hutch, Linus ] OohI OohI Well, according to this, 80 West is our fastest route. So we got 26 hours to make it to Texas, boys. Consider it done. Ah! - [ Speaker Squeaks ] - [ Hutch ] Wakey, wakey. Hands off steakey. - It's time for Hutch's pit stop. - Where are we? Some say heaven. I like to call it Iowa. Iowa? What about Rogue Leader? - Iowa? - Yeah. I made a little detour. Hutch, we're supposed to be going to Texas. Welcome to Riverside, gentlemen... future birthplace of one Captain James T. Kirk. Enemy territory! Nice. - [ Laughing Deviously ] - Man, you drove all night for this? Dude, I'd drive all year for the chance to pimp slap some Trekkies. You know what? Leave me out of it. Let's crack some Trekkie skulls! [ Linus ] Let's do itI And it is believed that on this very spot... Captain James Tiberius Kirk will be born. Hence, the statue ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Молох на английском - текст Как только сможешь на английском - текст Стюарт Литтл на английском - текст ...Три синих-синих озера малинового цвета... на английском - текст Малышка на миллион на английском |