that it was a hole in my
security, but- How did you guys break in?
- I used a grappling hook-
- And we climbed-
- Was William Shatner involved with this?
- No. Not at all.
They sa/d no.
No. No one was hurt. Not yet.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Very well.
Damn it. I've just been told
that what I said earlier I no longer believe.
Hmm?
Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered
by what you have done here.
And I have been informed
that I feel the same way.
- So the charges are gonna be dropped.
- [All Cheering]
That is, of course, if you are...
what you appear to be.
Uh, what do we appear to be?
Fanboys. Something we can easily
determine with a simple quiz.
What is the name of the planet
that Leia gave Grand MoffTarkin...
as the false location of the rebel base
in Ep/sode IV?
- Dantooine.
- What is the name of the gunner
in Luke's snow speeder?
- Dak.
- Where is a woman's g-spot located?
- What?
- If you were to ask a woman to
perform a Mississippi handbag...
where would your testicles end up?
That's not a Star Wars question.
I didn't say the nipples.
I said the little bumps around the nipples.
Yar-Arr-
That is not a Louisiana pile driver.
But you wouldn't know
about that, would you? Hmph. Virgin.
[Chuckles]
Virgin.
Areola borealis?
Near the-the, um, bumps?
That's what you do.
You aim for the eye, grab the lip...
lead her around the room-
blinding the marlin.
God, you're sexy and well-versed.
I like it.
[Groans]
Okay. Guards!
- Okay, that's it.
- That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right.
- I'm good.
- Bye-bye.
Congratulations.
Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.
[All Cheering]
So, what?
We're free to go, right?
Well, not exactly.
He says you can watch the film.
What?
We can watch the movie?
[All Cheering, Chattering]
Hold it. Hold it.
Only you.
It's good, man.
It's right.
[Man]
Hey, are you lonely
- Has summer gone so slowly
- [Film Reel Humming]
We found the ground
And that damage was done
It's cold
as you fade /nto the sun
Where'd you go
To me
But you're al/ve
Well, /t's only
Fallen frames
they told me
You stand out
It's so loud
and so what /f /t /s
It's cold as you face
/nto the w/nd
Chewie.
[Laughs]
Ton/ght the sun
shall see /ts l/ght
So what /f you catch me
Where would we land
In somebody's l/fe
for tak/ng h/s hands
S/ng to me hope
as she's thrown on the sand
All of our work
/s rated aga/n
Where to go
- That's not bad.
- Thanks, man.
There's something I need to-
I should...
probably tell you before, uh-
Before I'm gone.
You could say it.
I won't hold it against you.
[Sighs]
I just- I wish I could...
change these last three years, you know.
You know, I wouldn't want you to.
You gotta keep the flaws.
Crappy effects.
Real puppets.
That's what makes it so good, you know?
Yeah.
Th/s was never about the mov/e.
You know, this was, uh-
this was about all of us.
Hey.
Look at us.
We're together again, freezing our nuts off.
[W/ndows]
No team/ng upl That's a rulel
- [Laughs]
- You're such dicks!
- Both of you are dicks!
- I'm gonna go save him.
- Please.
- You coming?
No, I'm good right here.
All right, man.
I'm good right here.
[Alarm Beep/ng]
Guys, it's time.
That better be your lucky R2 poking me.
Nope. My penis.
You guys are gross.
Any, uh-
Any sign of Hutch?
[Phone R/ngs]
[Phone Beeps On]
- Talk to me.
- [Eric] It's me. Where the hell are you?
I'm just finishing up
at the garage here, man.
- Shake a leg, ya bastard. We're saving your place.
- All right.
[Replaces Handset In Cradle]
Okay!
Yes! That's awesome.
That's awesome.
- Hey!
- Hey! Oh, my God!
Right at the buzzer.
[Laughs]
Yeah!