not? In fact, if you know anyone that'd be good for me...? -Sure. I know lots of girls. -Any names come to mind? Names? The One With the Blind Date -I was about to eat. Want something? -What you got? Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots... ...strained plums. We haven't tried that yet! Goody! Thanks. So how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food? I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just.... It's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. Yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody. Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too. -Why are they doing this? -I don't know. They're so perfect for each other. It's crazy. You know what's crazy? These jars. What is there, like, two bites in here? I just wish they'd realize they should be together. When they moved in together, I figured that's where things were headed. They should be a family. They should marry and have more children. Yes. And they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids. Someone's got to carry on the family name. You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there... ...they'll realize how good they are for each other. Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night. Yuck! But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom. So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna set them up with people? I know, that just pushes them further and further apart. I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates... ...so they'll realize how good they are together. -That's a great plan. -Yeah. You know what the best part of it is? I get to do my plan laugh. Okay, shh! Not so loud. We don't want to wake up.... Hi. You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you? See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I mean, I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries. I was just asking because I need someone to watch Emma tonight. Sure we'll do it. What are you up to? -Well, Phoebe set me up on a date. -Oh, my God. -Why? What's the big deal? -I figured because you and Ross are-- What? Slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set. I think it's great you're going on a date. It sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood. You want a job? Turn off Oprah and send out a rйsumй. -I'll bring her by around 7, okay? -That's perfect. You guys are gonna have so much fun. She's at such a cute age. A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair because she likes to grab it. She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams, but.... Thanks, you guys. Have fun. Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name. Joey, hey. I'm so excited. -I set Rachel up with the worst guy. -All right. Who is he? It's a guy I used to massage. By "massage" ... ...I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me. -Wait till you hear who I got for Ross. -Oh, yeah. Okay. She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher. -A teacher? -She's into history and foreign movies. And she loves puzzles. Come on, who loves puzzles? Well, Ross does. You're ruining the plan! Joey, you fixed him up with his perfect woman. -Oh, my God, you're right! -Yeah. She even reads for pleasure! -How do you know a woman like that? -I'm not allowed to know smart women? -Joey? -We met at the library. I went in to pee. -So now what do we do? -Well, okay. I'll call her and tell her the date's canceled and find him somebody else. What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off... ...but we don't tell Ross. He'll go to the restaurant and get stood up. I hear that's bad. So this is great. Rachel's gonna have a terrible date... ...Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realize how ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Святой Ральф на английском - текст Ганнибал: Восхождение на английском - текст Большие неприятности на английском - текст Волкодав из рода Серых Псов на английском - текст Зависть богов на английском |