Well, first he told me
he liked how I looked.
And then we had a little...
...eye contact.
Eye contact?
I hope you were using protection.
Excuse me, these are from
the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Should we send them something back?
Let's send them mashed potatoes!
No, wait! Don't do that!
That'll make them think
they can come over.
So, what if they do?
We're not here to meet guys. You have
a boyfriend. I have a baby and a Ross.
Yeah, but nothing has to happen.
We're just having fun.
You know, not everything has to go
as far as eye contact.
Chandler, you have to tell Joey
you're not in Tulsa.
Isn't it better for him
to think you're cheating on me...
...than for him to think
I'm cheating on him?
I heard it.
I don't want him to think
I'm having an affair.
All right, I've got a plan.
I'll go down the fire escape--
Because all good plans start with,
"I'll go down the fire escape."
Hear me out, woman!
I'll go down the fire escape and wait.
Then it'll be like I just got back
from Tulsa.
Joey and I will come in
and see that there's no guy in here.
Aren't you afraid that Joey's
gonna figure all this out?
I heard it.
-I'm gonna wait.
-The scary pigeon's back?
It's huge.
I can't believe you live in that building.
My grandmother lives in that building!
Ida Greene? No sense
of personal space...
...kind of smells like chicken,
looks like a potato.
-"Spuds" is your grandmother?
-That's my bubbe!
So we're on our way
to a couple of parties.
Maybe we could get your numbers
and call if we find something fun?
Yeah. I'm sorry, we weren't really
looking for anything to happen...
...with you guys. I have a boyfriend.
-All right.
-It's no big deal.
So she has a boyfriend.
What is your situation?
Well, it's complicated.
I don't actually have a boyfriend, but--
Then can I have your number?
I'm sorry, no.
Okay.
Oh, sure!
Oh, my God, you're giving
your real number!
Okay, thanks. I'll give you
a call later tonight.
-Great.
-Bye.
Bye.
So that's great.
You, Bill, Ross and Emma are
gonna be so happy together.
What were you thinking?
I don't know. He was cute,
and he liked me. It was an impulse.
But what about Ross?
What about your moment?
-Don't you wanna talk to Ross about it?
-No.
No, because I know exactly
how the conversation's gonna go.
"Hey, Ross, you know, I think
we had a moment before."
"Yeah. Me too."
"Well, but I'm not sure I really want
to do anything about it."
"Yeah. Me neither."
"Should we just live together...
...and not tell each other
how we're feeling?"
"Yeah, that works for me."
Yeah, I see what you mean.
By the way, nice Ross imitation.
Your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.
-Well-- Hey!
-Better.
The point is maybe I should just stop
waiting around for moments with Ross.
You know? I should just move
on with my life.
So really, you're moving on from Ross?
I don't know.
Do I have to decide right now?
You kind of just did.
That guy is gonna call you tonight.
Ross will pick up the phone,
and that's a pretty clear message.
Oh, my God, Ross!
Ross is gonna pick up the phone.
I have to get my number back.
Oh, my God, he's gone!
"Oh, I have to get my number back!
Oh, my God! He's gone!" Dead on.
-You know, I'm gonna take off.
-So soon?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Well, thanks-- Thanks for the beer.
-You mean lager?
-Yeah. Good times.
-Hello?
-Hey, Mike, it's me.
Listen, is-- Is Ross near you?
No, I just left.
Well, you have to go back in.
What? Go back? To the land
where time stands still?
I'm so sorry, honey, but--
Okay, Rachel gave this guy
her number...
...and she doesn't want Ross
to answer the phone.
So you have to intercept all his calls.
I can't do that!
-He says he can't do that.
-Give me the phone.
Hi, Mike. Hi, listen, I know that this
is a lot to ask, but you know what?
If you do this, Phoebe will do
anything you want.
-Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
-All right. Thank you. Hello?
Hi, I'm sorry