so I'm just gonna go.
No? Really?
Misery really does love company?
All right.
-Try holding her a different way.
-Look, I'm doing the best I can.
-Anyone else is welcome to try.
-All right, I'll try. Fine.
-Yes. Okay. Okay.
-Here you go.
Hey. Oh, gosh.
Nothing works with this child!
God, what am I gonna do, you guys?
I can't even comfort my own baby.
-I'm the worst mother ever.
-No, you're just new at this.
You'll get better. Think about
your first day at work.
That couldn't have been easy,
but you figured that out.
Yeah, I don't think dressing
provocatively is going to help me here!
-God, just please take her.
-Okay, I'll take her. Come on.
Oh, boy,
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go scream into a pillow.
Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby.
Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
Have I gone deaf?
It worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
You must be a fireball in bed!
I can't believe it. She's asleep.
I got her to go to sleep.
I have actual magical powers.
I can hear traffic and birds.
I can hear the voices in my head
again.
I'm kidding.
Oh, my God!
You got her to stop crying!
Yes, I did. I'm Monica, super aunt.
-You are the official baby-crier stopper.
-Yes, I am.
-You're never leaving the apartment.
-Say what?
That's your new job, day or night.
She starts crying, I need you here.
-No, no, no.
-Thankfully, you don't need me at all.
So okay. Hey, super aunt?
See you later.
Rachel?
Let's give it six to eight months.
Okay, so listen,
I'm gonna go lay down.
What?
The book says whenever
she's sleeping, I should be sleeping.
So....
Thank you.
Hey.
-We just got her to go to sleep.
-So there can't be any yelling?
No.
-We're moving to Tulsa.
-What?
I can't-- I can't hear.
-Hey.
-Hey. Where have you been?
-What happened to you?
-I had a little thing with Joey.
lf you think this is bad,
you should see him.
No, Ross, this is not good.
We have to talk about this Joey thing.
Please sit.
All right, you have got to get over
this Joey thing.
Okay? I never really wanted
to marry Joey, okay?
Okay.
You know what I really, really want?
What, Rach?
I wanna sleep.
I wanna eat.
I wanna take a shower.
I mean, before she wakes up,
and we gotta do this all over again.
-Right.
-I mean, because I got news for you.
Emma: not easy.
Well, that's what I'm here for.
-You want me to get that?
-No, that's really okay.
-Monica?
-Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I've been thinking about this.
And I gotta tell you, it's not my fauIt.
-It's a natural instinct.
-What are you talking about?
Okay, what would you do if I did this?
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Ripped by BozoSo, what's the big news you had us
rush all the way over here for?
Our news. My company has asked me
to head up our office in Tulsa.
So as of Monday,
I'm being officially relocated.
-Oh, my God!
-What? Monday?
-How long do you have to go for?
-They said it could be up to a year.
-A year?
-Well, do you have to go?
Well, I kind of have to, don't I?
Because of this stupid thing.
There's nothing like the support
of your loving wife, huh?
Wait a minute.
Wait, you can't go to Tulsa.
Maybe you forgot, but we have tickets
to the Jets game next week!
I'm sorry, but I don't think
I'll be able to make it.
But we were gonna go see the Jets!
You can't go. I mean, you're the glue
that holds this group together.
-Really?
-Not you.
I can't believe you guys are moving.
-I call their apartment!
-No!
The One With the Pediatrician
-Here you go, Rach.
-Thank you, Joey.
You know what?
I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
I went through this with Ben and Carol.
One coffee won't affect your milk.
Just to be sure,
I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
Every time?
You don't have to call him
whenever you have a question, okay?
-Trust me. I know this.
-All right. I trust you.
I can see you dialing.
I don't understand why--
I'm on the phone! Dr. Wiener?
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