I love them both.
So just pick one, and that'll be it.
Wow, okay. Everyone?
This is Isabella.
- Hi, Isabella!
- Hi.
What?
That's not her name.
I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel
like an Isabella.
- What was the other one?
- Delilah.
Oh, great! At least she
sounds like a biblical whore.
So, I guess we're back to Baby Girl.
What will we do?
- You'll find a name.
- Easy for you to say.
You know what your
kids' names will be.
- You do?
- I had them picked out since I was 14.
Oh, no, it's gonna be named after
some snack or baked good, isn't it?
- Well, tell us, what are they?
- Okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.
- And if it's a girl?
- I don't want to say.
Oh, stop. Tell us.
We're not gonna want it.
Okay. It's Emma.
Emma.
See, I don't want it.
- Take it.
- What?
She's clearly an Emma.
Oh, honey, but you love that name.
Yeah. But I love you more.
Besides, nothing goes with Bing.
So I'm screwed.
Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like
to say hello to his future bride.
Oh.
Wow, he kind of takes your breath away,
doesn't he?
He's a keeper.
- How are you feeling?
- Oh, I'm fine.
I really admire what you're doing.
Just raising her all alone.
I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Sure. Now. But what happens when he
meets somebody else and gets married?
Well, then he gets a divorce.
It's Ross.
I'm telling you. Listen to Janice.
They all say they're gonna be there,
until they start their real family.
- That's never gonna happen with Ross.
- That's what I thought.
I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend
a weekend with her father...
...and little Miss New Boobs.
Really?
I hate to be the one to say it...
...but, honey, you two are on your own.
Well, that's, you know, that's...
We've been alone for the last
20 minutes and we're doing okay.
Maybe we won't be alone.
Because lately things have been
happening between me and Ross.
And right before I went into labor,
we had this kiss. You know?
So it might be the beginning
of something.
- Hey, Janice.
- Oh, hi.
Who's this little guy?
- Aaron, your future son-in-law.
- Oh, no, no.
- I'm gonna leave you three alone.
- Okay.
Man, you see the kid on that nose?
You know what I was thinking about?
That kiss before we left the apartment.
That was something, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, it really was.
But we, we gotta be careful.
We... You know, we can't let
that happen again, you know?
Right.
- We don't want to go down that road.
- No. That's why I brought it up.
- They didn't have any sodas?
- Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
I was talking to this nurse.
Completely forgot.
And so it begins.
She in there?
Yeah. She's putting her down now.
That's her.
- Look at Emma.
- I can't decide who she looks like.
Oh, what, are you kidding?
She's gorgeous! It's all Rachel.
I'm sorry. For the last time,
why aren't you two together again?
No, I know.
Because you're not in that place.
Which would be fine,
except you totally are.
It's complicated, okay?
You love her, you always have,
you have a child together.
There's no right answer.
Look, we've been together.
Then apart. Then together, then apart.
And now we have a baby.
It's just, if we got together again
and it didn't work out?
I could never do that to Emma.
I mean, she came into this world
thinking everything... Now me.
What, do they put something
in the water here?
It's just, Rachel and I,
we're doing really well now.
I know. If you try to make it more,
you might wreck it.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Right.
Or you might get everything
you've wanted since you were 15.
Hey.
I saw a woman breastfeeding
twins at the same time.
It is like a freak show up here.
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.
What is it? Hey?
- Really, it's nothing. I'm...
- Rach, come on. What?
I've just been thinking about how
my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
What are you talking about?
What about Ross?
Please. He'll be with his real family.
The twins and little Miss New Boobs.
Okay, how long
was