wanna start things up again.
Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.
- Why? What else could it be?
- Oh, wow, I don't feel well.
I'm telling you,
that's what it is.
No wonder she was looking
at me funny at the wedding.
She didn't say anything to you?
Maybe it's something you ate.
- Please, just go and talk to Rachel.
- Yeah, I guess I should.
You know what I have to realize?
I'm not the type of guy
women can have just one night with.
They always seem to want
a little bit more.
I should remember that.
Next.
- They're kissing, let's go around.
- They're in love.
I'm in love too.
But in an orderly fashion.
- Next.
- Hi. Can you do that and walk?
Sorry, we didn't hear you.
We're on our honeymoon.
Let me see what I can do.
There are some first class seats.
They bumped them up to first class!
Let's act like we're on our honeymoon.
We are on our honeymoon.
- Grab my ass.
- Next.
Sorry, I almost didn't hear you.
I'm so in love with my new husband.
- We're on our honeymoon.
- Congratulations.
Mr. Bing, you'll be in 25J,
and Mrs. Bing, you're in 25K.
We're on our honeymoon, so can you
bump us up to first class?
I'm sorry, that couple
got the last two seats.
If we'd gone around them like I said,
she'd have given us those tickets!
25J and K, any chance
those aren't together?
They took my key.
You trust me with yours.
Of course, and I'll give it back...
...when they're done
at the key shining place.
What the hell is that?
- What are you doing?
- You said there was a gas leak.
- Why don't you use your key?
- I won't find it before it explodes.
If that happens at another building
I manage, people will ask questions.
We could have done that.
They're going into
the first class lounge.
- You know what's in there?
- No.
Me neither. We have to get in!
- Just act like you belong.
- Oh, my God! Oranges!
- Nice to see you again.
- May I see your tickets, please?
Yes, of course.
I can't see the seat number.
That's all right.
I have it memorized. It's 1 A.
- This isn't first class, sorry.
- Apology accepted.
Sir, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
Fine.
Go, go, go!
I think there's something that
we really need to talk about.
I think we do.
Why don't we go inside?
- Look, I know why you're here.
- You do?
Yeah, and to save you from any
embarrassment, I should talk first.
Ross and Rachel.
Rachel and Ross.
It's been one heck of a seesaw,
hasn't it?
What?
I mean, look, that one night we had
was fun and certainly passionate.
But don't you think it's better
if we just stay friends?
Seriously, what?
Okay, okay. You know what?
If you want to,
we can do it one more time.
I'd be okay with that.
In fact, I have some time right now.
- You know what? Can I talk now?
- Oh, sure.
I'm pregnant.
Ross?
Ross?
Okay, whenever you're ready.
And you're the father, by the way.
- Can I get you some water?
- I'm good, I'm good.
Ross, there is no pressure on you.
You can be as involved as you want.
Yeah, I... I'm just, I don't know.
I don't understand...
...how this happened.
- We used a condom.
- I know.
But you know, condoms only work,
like, 97% of the time.
What? What?
What?!
Well, they should put that on the box!
- They do.
- No, they don't!
Well, they should put it
in huge block letters!
- Let's just forget about the condoms.
- Well, I may as well have!
- I was really freaked out too when...
- Freaked out? I'm not freaked out.
I'm indignant as a consumer!
- You know what? Let's talk later.
- No, I wanna talk now.
In fact, I wanna talk to
the president of the condom company.
Okay, maybe I should come back...
Yeah, I'll press one!
- I looked everywhere. No gas leak.
- So now I can heat this up?
I'll get moving on that door.
Great. Could you not tell
Chandler and Monica about this?
They don't have any kids
of their own...
...and this door was
like a child to them.
I have to put in a new lock.
They'll find out anyway.