specifics.
The specifics were the best part.
Hey, what about the scene with
the kangaroo? Did you like that part?
I was surprised to see a kangaroo
in a World War I epic.
You fell asleep!
There was no kangaroo! They didn't
take any of my suggestions!
- Thanks for coming. See you later.
- Don't go. I'm so sorry.
Look, this guy fell asleep!
He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!
Or call an ambulance!
What did the doctor say?
Any news on when the baby will come?
No. She gave us ideas
on how to induce labor.
We tried them all.
We went for a walk, we tried tea,
castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.
There is one thing we didn't try.
But someone thinks that
that will open up a can of worms.
If it's gonna help
bring the baby here, today...
...I think you should do it.
- It's sex.
- Do it!
- Monica.
- It's been a really long time for you.
I mean, women have needs.
Do it. Get yours.
Oh, I don't know about that.
I think if the two of you had sex, the
repercussions would be catastrophic.
All right, let's be practical.
If Ross isn't willing, he's not
the only guy you can have sex with.
You could borrow Chandler.
Chandler is good.
Monica, what is the matter with you?
- I just want the baby to be born today.
- Why today?
Okay, fine.
I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have
the baby, and I don't want to lose.
What? While she's been going through
this hell, you've been making money?
You're betting on your friend
staying in this misery?
- I'll take that bet.
- What?
I'm miserable. I may as well
make some money out of it.
Can I get some of that action?
I'm betting against all of you?
I really feel like
tomorrow it's gonna happen.
Okay.
Hey, Sleeping Beauty.
Where have you been?
I want to talk to you. I still feel bad.
Oh, no. Were you upset?
Did you lose sleep?
I'm so sorry.
The reason I came over is
to settle things between us.
I wanted to pay you back
with the premiere, but you missed it.
- So how much do I owe you?
- What?
- I don't want to owe you anything.
- You don't owe me.
- I don't want your...
- We're doing this!
You got me my first headshots.
How much?
- I don't know, $500.
- Okay, $500. What else?
Then there was the second set.
The infamous "booger" headshots.
Okay, so that's another $500.
That's 500 and 500. That's...
- You want a calculator?
- Please.
Here.
All right, what else?
Well, there's acting classes,
stage-combat classes, tap classes...
Which we're still keeping
under our hats.
That dialect coach who helped you
with a Southern accent.
Which, after 20 hours of lessons,
still came out Jamaican.
What the hell are you talking about?
The South will rise again, man.
Yes, money well-spent.
Okay, what else? Rent.
Two, three years of rent,
utilities, food...
Okay, so I'm writing you
a check for...
So you fell asleep during my movie.
Big deal, right?
How do you clear this thing?
Finish your enchilada.
Ross, we've tried all the spicy food.
It's not working.
Okay, here, have one of these peppers.
Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God.
By the way, you don't want to touch
the pepper and then touch your eye.
I am feeling nothing.
Speaking of hot,
watching you do that...
...really makes me want
to have sex with you.
- Stop it.
- Come on! Why are we wasting time?
We know it's gonna work.
It's doctor-recommended.
I'm sorry. But we have to have
some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.
We've done it before.
We'll do it again.
It'll be a nice way
to bookend the pregnancy.
I'm not gonna make love to you
so you'll go into labor.
Make love? What are you, a girl?
Always a great way to get
into a man's pants.
You'll be performing a service.
Think of me as a ketchup bottle.
Sometimes, you have to bang on
the end of it to get it to come out.
I love when you talk dirty to me.
I know it. You're right.
That's not sexy.
Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork.
Let me just bend over and get it.
Oh, God!
Okay, enough.
This is not going to