really. You're pressing
the baby into my bladder...
...and now I have to pee.
- Okay.
- Rach?
- Yeah?
- Just one thing...
We live together. You're having our
baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else.
Are you sure you don't want
something more?
Wow. I don't know, maybe...
Oh, Rach, I was just messing around.
- Like you did when I had to pee?
- Oh! I knew that.
I knew that!
I was just messing with you too!
Okay. Because for a minute
you seemed...
- No, it's just...
...like you actually...
That's just because I'm such
a good messer!
- Rach?
- Yeah?
- The bathroom?
- Right.
I had fun. I learned how to bake,
ate great food.
It's my first A since 7th grade and
I didn't even sleep with the teacher.
- Oh, look. Acting for Beginners.
- Yeah.
- Wanna feel good about yourself?
- What the hell!
Let's start with some basics.
Can anybody tell me what the difference
between upstage and downstage is?
Yeah, this was a stupid idea.
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[ENGLISH]What are you looking at?
A poster for that WW1 movie I'm in.
Check it out.
Wow! It looks really violent!
I know. I'm coming soon
to a theater near you.
I'm in THX.
I'm unsuitable for children!
- I cannot wait to see this.
- It's generating Oscar buzz.
- I started that!
- I thought I did!
I just talked to my agent...
...and the premiere is next week
and you're all invited!
- Will we take a limo?
- Sure!
I love taking limos
when nobody died.
Well, I won't be able to come.
For those who haven't checked
their calendars, today's my due date.
I want to thank you guys
for how great you've been during this.
I couldn't have done it without you.
I loved these last 9 months.
I'm looking forward
to the next part...
...but I am really gonna miss
being pregnant.
That's right. Still no baby.
Come on, people, make some room.
Sweetie, maybe you'd be
more comfortable here.
You.
Like you haven't done enough.
I know you're miserable.
I wish there was something I could do.
I wish I were a sea horse.
Because with sea horses, it's the male.
They carry the babies.
And then also,
I'd be far away in the sea.
God.
I have never been so uncomfortable
in my entire life.
I know. I remember toward the end...
That's a great story. Tell it while
you're getting me some iced tea.
Oh, God, get out!
Get out, get out, get out!
Let's.
The One Where Rachel is Late
Hey, did you have the baby yet?
Do you want me to sit on you?
Because I'll do it.
- What are you doing here?
- They sent me home from work.
They said, "Start your maternity
leave now. Just rest."
You know what? Screw them!
If they don't want me there,
I'll hang out with you guys.
Or you could do volunteer work.
- Hello?
- Joey, it's Estelle.
I was able to get you and one guest
tickets to your premiere.
- You told me I could have six tickets.
- I sold four on eBay.
You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
So that's it? I only get
to bring one guest?
Yeah. What time do you
want to pick me up?
Hello?
You hear that?
I only get one extra ticket.
So somehow I have to pick
between you three and Ross.
- What about me?
- You said you didn't want to go.
I would still like
to be acknowledged.
- Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible?
- Definitely not invisible.
Ross didn't care enough
to be here, so he's out.
- You snooze, you lose.
- He's not snoozing. He's teaching.
Well, then somebody's snoozing.
And, Joey, not that this should affect
you at all, but if you pick me...
...I was planning on wearing
a sequin dress cut down to here.
- I haven't seen this dress.
- Star in a movie.
Pick whoever you want. Listen
to your heart. What does it tell you?
Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe.
Well...
I think I want to take Chandler.
Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe.
- You want to take me?
- Yeah, I wish I could take everybody.
But Chandler's always
supported my career.
He's paid for acting classes,
headshots and stuff.
This will be my way
of paying you back.
So you're