revised rules?
We've eliminated all that.
No wheel. No cards.
Why?
It was too complicated.
People didn't follow it.
Complicated?! Spin the Wheel
to go up the Ladder of Chance...
...through the Rainbow Ring
to the Golden Monkey.
You yank his tail,
and you're in Paradise Pond!
Yeah. All that's gone.
It's a simple question-
and-answer game now.
Well, what's fun about that?
You expect me to host a boring game
of people answering questions?
Women in bikinis hold up the scores.
Let's play Bamboozled!
Oh, and all those dinosaur
knickknacks you have...
They might be better in the garage.
- Well, we don't have a garage.
- Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
You know what? Maybe it's not
absolutely vital that you live with us.
- Well, Rachel needs help with the baby.
- I really do. I don't know anything.
I'm sure that's untrue.
Oh, no?
Do I know anything about babies?
- No. Not a thing.
- It's frightening.
Even if she doesn't
know anything, I do.
I have a son. His mother
and I didn't live together.
When he was with me, I took
care of him all the time, by myself.
- That's true. You do have another child.
- Yeah.
With another woman.
Have you no control, Ross?
That's a different issue.
The point is, when the baby comes,
I will be there to feed her...
...and bathe her and change her.
I want to do all those things.
- You don't need me to live with you.
- Yes!
Yes. You're gonna be so missed.
- You'll be a great father.
- You'll be a wonderful grandma.
Hello? I still don't know
what the hell I'm doing!
Every first-time mother
feels that way.
You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will.
Look, when you first came to the city...
...you were a spoiled, helpless little
girl who used Daddy's credit cards!
I hope you're going
somewhere with this.
Look at you.
You're this big executive.
You are very capable.
I have no doubt you're gonna
be an incredible mother.
- Really?
- I'm telling you.
Thank you.
All right. I'm gonna get going.
No, sweetheart, stay put.
I'll let myself out. It's like I'm
not here. Which I almost wasn't.
You're just so funny. You're so funny.
What do I do?
Nothing. You have apologized
to her like a million times.
And she's been nothing
but terrible to you.
You just threw her daughter a lovely,
albeit slightly boring, shower.
- And she hasn't even thanked you for it.
- You know what? You're right.
If you wanna say anything,
I'd tell her off.
Really?
Okay, I will.
Mrs. Green?
Mrs. Green?
It is rude not to say
goodbye to the host.
When someone apologizes to you,
the decent thing to do is to accept it.
What I did wasn't on purpose.
But what you're doing to me now
is plain spiteful.
- Spiteful?
- Right.
It's time you took a good
look in the mirror, young lady!
Old lady!
Lady!
Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
So whenever you're ready to apologize
to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
I can't feel my legs!
You were fantastic!
I'm so proud of you.
- Yeah? I'm proud of me too.
- You should be.
- Could you get me something to drink?
- You got it!
Mrs. Green? Okay, I'm really sorry!
I apologize. If you...
Okay! I bit my tongue!
But I'm still really sorry!
- Okay, I'm ready.
- You sure?
I've done my studying,
and I know my stuff.
All right, then.
Rachel Green,
let's play Bamboozled!
How do you test
bathwater temperature?
- Put your elbow in it.
- Good!
- How do you let a baby nap?
- Full, dry, on its back, no loose covers.
Correct!
This is an audio question. What do
you do when a baby makes this sound:
Check if it's wet or hungry, burp it.
Excellent! Now do you want another
question or a Wicked Wango Card?
- A card! A card! I pick a card!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
You've been Bamboozled!
You're gonna be a terrible mother!
I've lost sight of why
we're doing this!
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