Ross, you want the name Ruth. - Not like this! Hey. What's up? - Joey, I know. - What? - I know. - What? - I know about your feelings. - Oh, my God, you do? I'm sorry. Things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that's rare. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for them. I mean, it's Rachel, for God's sakes. For God's sakes, it's Rachel! I know! She's not only my friend, she's my pregnant friend. She's my pregnant friend who's Ross' ex! Yeah, that's Rachel. Beat me over the head with it. What am I gonna do? I keep trying to get rid of these feelings. I made a list of everything I don't like about her. - You wanna hear it? - Yeah. "She made me switch to light mayo." That's it! That's all I got! You know what? Tastes the same and my pants fit better. - Joey, this is probably just a crush. - You think? Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but it goes away. Yeah, just a crush. That's all this is. It's a crush! I'm Joey. I don't get deep feelings. There you go. Crushes happen all the time. I've had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler. - And I'm sure you've had them for us. - Not really. Throw me a bone here. So I called the doctor. - Now we both know the sex of the baby. - What? That's right. The student has become the master. - Ross, I swear. I don't know. - Oh, come on, you know it's a girl. - A what? - You really didn't know? - We're having a girl? - No. - That's what you said. - No. - You said girl. - Yes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not! We're having a girl! Sometimes I can't believe it's with you, but still, we're having a girl! I know! You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table. Yes, we'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth. - Permission to veto. - Yes, please. Do I smell essential oils? I'm gonna take a bath. I was gonna get a magazine. What do you think you're doing? Leaving my troubles behind? You're new at this, but this is unacceptable bath decorum. It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed. You can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you're just a girl in a tub. Hi, bubbles. Manly. I thought I'd let you know how it went. - You told her? - She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard! How did it go? You were wrong. He doesn't like me. How would you like it if I told you that Lee Majors liked you... ...and you found out that he didn't like you? - I don't think I'd care. - Really? Lee Majors is hot. - Hello? - We're in the bathroom! - Why? - Because it's a relaxing time! - What are you guys doing in here? - Oh, my God. A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong. - It's Rachel! - You like Rachel? It's no big deal. Phoebe and I talked. It's a crush. It'll go away. Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles. Mazel tov. Ross and I were looking for you. What are we all doing in here? Oh, my. Honey, cover it up with the boat. Hello? We're all in here, and we'd love for you to join us! Well, hey! What's going on? Oh, cool boat. Oh, no. - Did you tell them? - I waited for you. - Tell us what? - We're having a girl. Oh, wow! Really? I'll get you later. All right. It's a new day. And it's just a crush. That's all. Just a little crush. All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. Like my friend the bird here would say, "It was cuckoo!" Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush. - Hi, sweetie. - I love you. It's nice to do this together, isn't it? Yeah. And what you're doing feels so good. - I'm not touching you. - You're not? - It's the salts. - Sweet Lord, new realms of pleasure. Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy. Subtitles by SDI Media Group [ENGLISH]- What's up? - I left my guitar here. Okay. No problem. Okay. Here you go. - What? - You want to hang out or something? You caught me at a bad time. - Are you and Chandler...? - Exactly. - Can I play for you? - No. Hey, Pheebs, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звёздный путь 6: Неоткрытая страна на английском - текст Европейские каникулы на английском - текст 16 кварталов на английском - текст Фанаты на английском - текст Тегеран-43 на английском |