key to my apartment. - Really? - Really. You don't think this is too fast? You gave her a key to your apartment? Not just a key. I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship! - Ross, how did the conversation go? - Great. I live on the street. Where? - Hi. - Okay, Monica, Rachel... ...this is my friend Roger. - Hi, Roger. I'll get us some drinks. Could you help me? Yeah, okay. He's here to have sex with you. - What? - You're welcome. - Phoebe, no! - It's okay. He's a virgin. Rachel, I was talking to this guy. I think he'll have sex with you. Let's leave them alone. No! I don't care what my hormones are doing! I won't do it with some guy! Fine! Then you tell Roger, because he was really looking forward to this! Bing! Look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. That's all right, sir. And that's just one girl. - Bing, what's this? - It's a hand. You use it as a drink holder. It's a wedding ring. Get rid of it. We'll throw it in the East River! - No! - Yes! I did it, and I felt a lot better! You might even hit a seagull in the head. Okay. I'm gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently, I give them away for no reason at all. Ross, what's going on? You're changing the lock? No. That guy is. You give me a key to your apartment, and then you change the lock? Good luck, buddy. I thought we were moving forward. Now you're sending me these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me? I'm trying to tell you... ...I made you a mix tape. - What? - I love you. And I love spending time with you. - Hi, honey, I'm home. - From the tequila factory? To avoid going to dinner with Doug, I told him you and I split up. So he took me to these sleazy strip clubs. When I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a can at a bird. Come here. I can breathe through my mouth. - Sweetie. - You know what the worst part was? I saw what my life would be without you. It was like It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you'll never leave me... ...that we'll grow old together, and be with each other always. I promise. How about we send out a holiday card together this year? I don't know if we're there yet. I'd like to order a pizza. Can I ask you a question? Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very "Abercrombie & Fitch." - I'll call you back. - Who was that? - It's just the pizza place. - You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends. - Sorry, I'm just having a rough day. - What's wrong? - You don't want to hear about it. - Then why did I ask? Okay, this is embarrassing. Lately, with this whole pregnancy thing... ...I'm just finding myself... How do I put this? Erotically charged. Is that college talk for "horny"? Yeah. I have all of these feelings, and I don't know what to do. I can't date a normal person. I don't need a relationship. All I really want is one great night! Just sex. No strings attached. No relationship. With someone I feel comfortable with, and who knows what to do. For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard... ...to find? So how was your day? Good. I saw a pretty big pigeon. I gotta get up early, and it's almost 7:00. - I gotta go to my room. - Good night! Good night! - I can't do it! - I didn't ask you to! - You're Rachel! My friend! - You're Joey! Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad! So bad! But I didn't ask you to do anything! I know! - You wanna do it? - No! - I'm just testing you! - No more of this talk! - This talk never happened! - Good night! Good night! Get back in there! Listen, I'm sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasn't right. And I want to make it up to you. So I brought you something I think you'll really enjoy. Now this is just a loan, okay? I'm gonna want him back. I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry. I thought I could ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Доброе утро на английском - текст Зеркало на английском - текст Джо на английском - текст Хорнблауэр: Бунт на английском - текст Мой ласковый и нежный зверь на английском |