and pants.
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
In fact, I'll go into my room
right now and try the outfit on.
Christmas party in my boots!
I can't go in there. I can't tell him.
It's gonna be okay.
He's been incredibly supportive of me.
And if he gets upset,
that's what the meatball sub is for.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Hey! It's my fashion girls.
- What's wrong?
- Why don't you sit down?
Dina has something
she wants to tell you.
What's going on?
Is it Mom? Is she sick?
Is it Dad's heart?
Is that a sandwich?
- Mom and Dad are fine.
- Is that a sandwich?!
Joey, there's something
that you should know. Dina?
- I'm pregnant.
- What?
Now. Give him the sandwich!
Obviously, this is a mistake.
You can't be pregnant.
You have to have sex to get pregnant.
Joe, I tried to wait until
I was 25, like you did.
What? Dina...
I can't believe this. You're
the good one who went to college!
- Both years! Who did this to you?
- Bobby Corso. He's a real nice guy.
- I like him a lot. He's real funny.
- You got pregnant for "funny"?
Dina, if he's funny, laugh!
- I'll be back in a while. Stay here!
- Why?
I can't look at you right now.
- Wow.
- I know.
- Oh, there you are, Ben.
- Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
I heard you have a problem
with one of the boys.
I thought I'd sit you both down
and make it all okay.
Now, the boy's name is Sting's son.
Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk.
Sometimes people may seem
like jerks on the outside...
...but they have famous fathers.
- My friend Doug is waiting for me.
- Him, you're friends with.
- Can I help you with something?
- Yes. I'm looking for Jack's parents.
- Are you with a student?
- I'm with Ben.
- Are you one of Ben's mothers?
- I am one of Ben's mothers.
I'm a lesbian.
It was difficult coming out
to my parents.
Well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon.
I'm a new teacher here.
- I've only met your partner, Carol.
- That would make me Susan.
Are you looking for Jack's parents
to discuss his problems with Ben?
I think the parents
should sit down together.
Yeah, let's do that!
That sounds good.
We should sit down and talk.
Me, Carol and the Stings.
- How will I get in touch with them?
- Their number's on the contact sheet.
Could I get a copy of that?
Carol threw it out. She lost ours.
She's such a scatterbrain.
But, man, what a hot piece of ass.
- That party wasn't bad.
- I didn't know there'd be dancing.
That was a fun surprise.
- I don't see a cab. We should walk.
- No, we can't walk.
It's 15 blocks to the subway.
Let's go.
Do you think we can get to the subway
if we climb through that manhole?
- What's going on?
- I can't walk, okay?
- These boots were a huge mistake.
- What?
You were right. I never should've
bought them. They're killing me.
So I was right. This is what
it feels like to be right.
It's oddly unsettling.
How will we get home?
A piggyback ride?
- Hop on.
- Okay, wait.
Let me just get my boots off first.
Oh, God.
I know you're in pain right now,
but I'm a little turned on.
Do you worry that you'll be walking
and your baby will slip out?
What college was that, Dina?
Oh, my God. Bobby?
Hi, Dina. Good to see you.
- Joey, what are you doing?
- Just what needs to be done.
- Dearly beloved, we're gathered here...
- This is crazy.
Don't interrupt me
when I'm talking to God!
- Where were we? Do you take this man...
- No!
- You'll take him.
- I won't!
- You don't get a say.
- I do.
- I heard "I do." We're halfway there.
- All right, Joey, that is enough!
As moving as this is,
this is not legal.
They don't have a marriage license or
witnesses, and the groom has one shoe.
Yeah, he took the other one off
and hit me with it.
What am I to do?
They are adults and can make
their own decisions.
No, they can't. They were
stupid enough to get knocked up!
Contraceptives are not
always effective. Right?
- Yeah. We kind of didn't use any.
- Come on, kids, a little help here!
Wow! This place is