boots.
The One With Monica's Boots
That's right. I love you.
And I'm gonna play with you
all the time.
How can you let him talk
to your crotch like that?
- He's talking to the baby.
- Oh! Okay.
When he said, "I can't wait
for your first words"...
...I thought, "There's a trick."
I gotta go, you guys.
I'll see you later.
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
Can you do me a favor? My sister
knows you work at Ralph Lauren...
I am not sending
more clothes to prison.
- It is a waste.
- Not her.
My youngest sister Dina
is interested in fashion.
She wants to talk
to someone successful.
- I'll talk to my supervisor.
- She wants to talk to you.
Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful.
- Would you meet with her?
- Have her come by.
You'll love her. She's the smartest
of all the Tribbiani children.
Yeah, you know the SATs?
She took them.
- Doesn't Ben go to Smithfield School?
- Yeah. Why?
- Sting's son goes there.
- He's in Ben's class.
You knew and said nothing? With all
the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?
Fine, no more dinosaur stuff.
Can I talk about fossils?
"Sting's son, 7." There's a picture.
What are you reading, "The Kidnapper's
Guide to Manhattan Schools"?
It's an article about
the city's best schools.
- So how well do you know Sting?
- I haven't met him.
That's too bad. I wanna go to his
concert Friday, but it's sold out.
I know! Why don't you
meet him and get tickets.
If you get two, I'll take you.
Maybe he'll be there tomorrow.
There you go. You're so lucky.
You might meet Sting tomorrow.
That's why you have kids.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.
See? I'm getting a lot of use
out of them already.
You can wear them
with dresses, skirts...
Wear them with shorts on the corner
and earn money to pay for them.
- Wow, they're beautiful.
- They hurt so much.
- What?
- The guy who made these...
...hates feet
and wants to see them die.
Give them to me.
I haven't felt my feet in years.
I can't. I told Chandler
I'd wear them all the time.
- Then return them.
- I can't do that either.
The soles are scuffed up, and the
insides are filled with my blood.
Hey, I just picked up Ben
from school.
I don't think you did
a very thorough job.
I dropped him off at Carol's.
Anyway, I'm not gonna
get those tickets.
Oh, no. Why not?
It turns out Ben and Sting's son
do not get along.
- How come?
- Sting's son made fun...
...of Ben's moms being "lesbenims."
If they don't get along, smooth
things over. Make them be friends.
- You can't force kids to be friends.
- Sure you can.
Give them some blocks.
Put them in a playpen.
- Playpen? Ben's 7.
- Your kid is 7?
He's really small.
- Please get the tickets.
- I just can't do it.
- Yes, you can. Sting says so himself.
- What?
Ross can
Look, I'm sorry...
Ross can
- Phoebe?
Ross can get me the tickets
Ross can get me the tickets
Here she is: Future fashion superstar.
- Oh, Joey, I'm hardly...
- My little sister Dina.
Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you.
- Thanks so much for meeting with me.
- This is so exciting for her.
Well, I'll let you two "fashists"
get down to business.
Okay. All right, Dina.
Let's talk about the different
areas of fashion...
...you could get involved in.
There's design. But you may
need another degree for that.
- Sales is great. You get to travel.
- I don't care about fashion.
I'm pregnant. You are too.
You gotta help me.
Then there's marketing.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. I just was yawning.
Don't forget
my office party's tonight.
We don't have to go, do we?
I know that you don't like my parties,
but you can wear your new boots.
See? Every cloud has
a supple leather lining.
- I don't wanna wear the boots tonight.
- Why not?
Your bosses will think
they pay you too much money.
Or your assistant will see them
and want a raise.
Do you think I work
at a boot-pricing company?
I picked out this outfit
the boots don't go with.
You said those boots go
with skirts, dresses