was misleading.
Hello.
Can you see if your mom can give
my rйsumй to Dennis Phillips?
If I got a Broadway show,
I would've done it all:
Film, television and theater.
Not radio, but that's for ugly people.
- What size shoes do you wear?
- Eleven.
My shoes are giving me a problem.
Can I borrow your boots?
I don't know where I left them, so...
- Those aren't 11s.
- Okay, fine, I'm a 7!
All right, I have small feet.
But the rest of me is good!
- I can't believe Phoebe's pregnant.
- Let's not talk about that now.
- This is so huge.
- Sure, but as big as your wedding?
Of course not. Nothing is.
In this day and age, how dumb
do you have to be to get pregnant?
Sometimes you can wear
everything you're supposed to...
...and one of those little guys
just gets through.
- How?
- I don't know, maybe they have tools.
She said she's
definitely having the baby.
She's gonna raise it on her own.
Maybe that's really brave.
I just hope she realizes
how hard it's gonna be.
Maybe she hasn't really
thought it through that much.
There's a lot to think about.
How is she gonna
handle it financially?
Does she realize she's not gonna
have a date for the next 18 years?
- I don't know.
- Are you okay?
I'm just thinking
about poor, knocked-up Phoebe.
- Champagne?
- Thank you very much.
That's how the French drink it.
Well, I just got off the phone
with my lover, James Brolin.
- Really?
- And he is married to some singer.
But he said he'd leave her for me.
So I said, "Are you sure?"
- And he said...
- Rachel's pregnant?
What?
- Why bother?
- How do you feel?
I don't know.
I have to make all these decisions
that I don't want to make.
- Someone take this away from me!
- Maybe you're not pregnant.
When I got pregnant,
I took the test three times.
Yes. Are you sure
you peed on the stick right?
How many ways are there?
I'm just saying,
don't freak out until you're sure.
I'll take it again at home.
You gotta take it now,
as a present to me.
Okay. Thank you.
- I'll run out and get you one.
- You're great.
Wait a minute. Who's the father?
- She won't tell us.
- Come on! It could be my present.
- I just gave you peeing on a stick.
- This is why you register.
It was the chair again.
I'm not doing it!
It was... Look, I don't.
You know what...?
- Would you like to dance?
- Sure.
- Dr. Geller?
- I wasn't farting!
A little game from our table.
Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Maybe later.
I'm about to dance with this lady.
Unless this lady wouldn't mind
letting you go first.
I'd be happy to.
You are very sweet.
Yes, I am.
In fact, let's try my special way.
You can dance on my feet.
Hop on.
Is the pretty lady looking?
Keep dancing.
And the world will never know.
- Did you talk to Dennis?
- I told him how talented you were.
- And about Days of our Lives.
- No, you don't tell him that!
- He'll think I'm just a soap actor.
- But you're not!
You are a soap actor
with freakishly tiny feet.
- Thank you.
- No, thank you, Miranda.
- Melinda.
- All right.
- How cute was that?
- Were you watching?
Can I go next?
Of course you can. Hop on.
But I get to hop on after her.
- I am so gonna score!
- What?
I like your bow.
I'd like to propose a toast
to Monica and Chandler...
...the greatest couple in the world,
and my best friends.
When I first found out they were
getting married, I was a little angry.
"Why, God? How can you
take them away from me?!"
But then I thought back over our
memories together.
Happy memories.
And there were some sad memories.
I'm sorry.
And some scared memories.
And then I realized
I'll always be their friend.
A friend who can speak
in many dialects...
...has training in stage combat
and is willing to do partial nudity.
To the happy couple.
- That was nice.
- Can we do it again?
No, no.
- So is it my turn?
- I'm next.
- Okay, you can dance with her first.
- Are you sure?
- What's your name?
- Gert.
That's